Sally's Parenting 101 -66

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So I was asked for an update for this book and I found it simply hilarious.
But, anyway, @RuitingZheng and the rest of my readers who laugh at my only-half-mine memes, here ya go.

Sally: Percy! No phone for a week!

Percy: ... I don't use phones.

Sally: Then no computer!

Percy: I need that for school.

Sally: uhmm... then... then... No Grover!

Grover: *shoves up from behind Percy and starts crying and begging Sally* nO gRoVeR?! Nuuuuu whyyyyyyyyyyyyy *sniff sniff*

Percy: . . .

Sally: that's right! No. Grover.

Grover: Noooooooooooooooo...

And his cries were drowned out by the results of Percy finally getting this idea to his head. Percy started crying along.

Sally finally just gave in, and sighed. "Fine. Keep your Grover. Goodness."

She walked away, leaving the two eleven-year-olds to their dreadful and non-existent fun called homework. Yay.

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