Percy: *turns on the Argo II's computer and places his hand on the computer scanner*
Computer: welcome. Voice activation required.
Percy: Percy.
Computer: access denied.
Percy: Percy Jackson.
Computer: access denied.
Percy: seaweed brain.
Computer: access denied.
Percy: seaweed brain!
Computer: access denied.
Percy: ...
Percy: damn you, Valdez...
Percy: ... water boy.
Computer: access granted. Welcome, Water boy.
[Annabeth and Percy come in later]
Annabeth: *places hand on the scanner* Annabeth Chase.
Computer: access granted. Welcome, scary person whom Leo shouldn't mess with.
Percy: oKaY, wHaT tHe F—
LANGUAGE!
Nico: *passing by* hey, Steve.
YOU ARE READING
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