Hera: how much do you love me?
Zeus: look straight up, count all of the stars you can see in the sky, then multiply that by two
Hera: ... it's sunset. No stars, and looking straight up would mean I couldn't even see the sun. Why did you use all of your braincells for this?
Zeus: ... because.
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Percy Jackson memes
FanficIf I was you, I'd wanna be me, too But you probably won't, you think that you're cooler than me
