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New York, New Nanny

Jessie: (To cab driver) ...So then my dad, who's in the marine corps, practically blew his flat top when I told him I was moving to New York, but he chilled when I told him I had a great job. (Jessie sips her drink) Do you know where I can find a great job?

(Cab driver closes partition screen, Jessie looks offended)

Jessie: Alright, someone needs some alone time...

(Cab driver takes a violent turn and Jessie is jerked around in the backseat)

Jessie: (While looking through her purse) Wait, my wallet's gone! (Continues fumbling through purse) Someone must have stolen it... (Laughs weakly) I don't suppose I can pay you in lip gloss and breath mints?

(Cab driver pulls over to The Fairfield, and Jessie slams into the partition)

Jessie: They're wintergreen...

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Jessie when she meets Zuri and Tony.
(Jessie is kicked out of the cab and grunts, while Zuri and Tony watch)

Jessie: That was rude! (Jessie's suitcase is thrown out) Ha, ha, you missed me!

(Jessie is hit with her cup; she rubs her head while Zuri looks amused. Cab drives away. Tony runs over to Jessie.)

Tony: (helps Jessie stand) Whoa, you must be a really bad tipper! I'm Tony.

Jessie: (shakes Tony's hand) I'm Jessie.

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Zuri: (takes one of Jessie's bras) and I'm guessing this is yours?

Jessie: Oh, thank you sweetie...(Laughs awkwardly) that's just my... slingshot! (Laughs again)

Zuri: (Laughs) she doesn't know it's a bra!

Nanny Kay (the Ross's old nanny) runs screaming out of the Fairfield lobby)

Zuri: Bye, nanny! ...Whatever your name was... (Turns to Jessie) Hey, Jessie, wanna be my new nanny?

Jessie: Aww, thank you sweetie, but I didn't come all the way from Fort Hood, in Texas, just to be a babysitter. (Stands) I came to New York to follow my dreams, cause this is where dreams come true!

Zuri: (Sarcastically) Yeah. Right. Until then, I like my grilled cheese cut in triangles, and my tutu starched! (Grabs Jessie's hand and Jessie grabs her purse.)

(Elevator to the Rosses' apartment opens, showing Jessie pulled along by Zuri. Bertram is dusting the piano.)

Jessie: Whoa! This is like the Astrodome! But with better furniture.

Zuri: Look, Bertram! I found a new nanny in the street! (Jumps up and down) Can we keep her?!

Bertram: If she doesn't poop on the floor, it's fine with me. (Dusts a picture frame)

Jessie: Wait, don't you wanna ask me anymore questions?

Bertram: (sarcastically) do you poop on the floor?

Jessie: No...

Bertram: (sarcastically) Congratulations! You just made the first cut! Wait here, the parents will be home soon to interview you.

(Zuri pulls Jessie to the couch.)

Jessie: All this, and all I have to do is take care of one, cute little girl! (Pokes Zuri's nose)

(A scream is heard. Jessie turns and watches Luke, Emma, Maddie, and Ravi chase eachother into the living room)

Emma: LUKE! Give me back my moon! (Tries to take it from Luke)