Ravi: Do not be scared, Mr. Kipling. It is only a movie.
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
Ravi: A very realistic movie! This 3-D is amazing! I feel as though I can reach out and touch it! (SCREAMS) Now it is reaching out to touch me! (SCREAMING) Bertram! Evil spirits walk among us!
Luke: (LAUGHING) You got the evil part right. That was awesome! You screamed like a little girl.
Maddie: (LAUGHING) That was the highlight of my day.
Ravi: I did not! I screamed like a big, tough girl! And you certainly did not scare my fearless friend, Mr. Kipling!
(Mr. Kipling slithers onto the elevator)
Ravi: You reptilian wimp!
Emma: Bertram, is my new issue of Leopard Beat here?
Bertram: One moment.
(Bertram puts on a pair of headphones.)
Emma: (SCREAMING)
Jessie: What's wrong? Who's hurt? First aid kit or ambulance?
Emma: My Leopard Beat magazine came! This month has a special feature on bra stuffing! "Which is better? Tissues or socks?" Spoiler alert. It's neither. Quilted toilet paper. You're welcome.
(DOORBELL BUZZING)
Tony: What up, penthouse!
Jessie: What up, Tony!
Tony: Hey, Jessie, I brought you a welcome to New York "fuggeda-basket."
Jessie: Aw, thanks, Tony! New York subway maps, Metro cards, and... pepper spray? Is this in case I'm the victim of a-salt? (SNORING)
Zuri: Wow, he is one sound sleeper.
Maddie: He didn't even wake up when I dropped him.
Luke: He looks so peaceful. I don't like it. (ALARM RINGING)
Ravi: (SCREAMING) Great Ganesh! I am a human samosa! Get me down from here!
Luke: Okay, if you say so.
Ravi: (SCREAMS)
Luke and Zuri and Maddie: (ALL LAUGHING)
Ravi: Ow! That hurt!
Maddie: It's your fault for sleeping on a door.
Ravi: That is it! You have aroused my ire!
Zuri: Hey, you should thank me. Luke wanted to leave you in the lobby in nothing but your tighty whities.
Ravi: Luke, you are treading on dangerous ground. Ever heard of karma?
Zuri: I have! It's my favorite topping on a sundae.
Ravi: Not caramel, karma. The concept that if you are good, the universe will reward you. But if you are bad, the Universe will beat you like a rented water buffalo.
Luke: Oh! So you're saying it would be bad if I did something like this? (blowing air horn)
Ravi: (SPEAKING LOUDLY) Yes! That is an excellent example of bad!
Jessie: You know, this is really nice of Tony.
Emma: Nice and obvious. Tony's in love. It's all here Leopard Beat.
Jessie: "Surefire Signs a Guy is Crushing On You. "First, he'll surprise you with presents."
Emma: Tony gave you the fuggeda-basket.
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Fiksi PenggemarJessie what if there is 5 kids instead of 4 well Maddie is the second youngest girl and don't worry she'll be twice as chaotic as she ever was.
