Jessie x oc insert

Christmas story

(Im skipping Zuri's new old friend and Creepy Connie Comes a Callin cuz i coudnt find a way to put maddie in those episode)

Emma: Okay, larger ornaments go on the bottom, smaller on the top, and gold and silver tinsel must never cross!

Luke: Emma's a little OCD. Obsessed with Christmas details.

Emma: I just want everything to be perfect for when Mom and Dad come home!

Jessie: Back home on the army base, we used to just spray-paint a missile red and green, hang a few grenades on it, and hoo-ah! Merry Christmas!

Luke: Jessie! Help! Ha! You're under the mistletoe.

Jessie: Ha! You're underage! There you go.

Maddie: Oh, goodie. Now I can reach.

Bertram: Ow! I'm a butler, not a stepstool!

Emma: Maddie, that doesn't go there.

Maddie: Okay.

Bertram: Ow! Ow! Ow!

Maddie: How about if I put it here?

Bertram: I know where you can both put it.

Jessie: Bertram! Don't make me wash your mouth out with tinsel!

Emma: I think it needs to be higher.

Maddie: Okay!

Bertram: Ow! Ow! Ow! That crackling sound you hear isn't the fire. It's my spine.

(Later)

Jessie: That wasn't ice skating! in a meat locker! fighting

Luke: It was awesome. You spent more time skating on your face than on your feet.

Jessie: New yorkers are so rude. I cant belive that Little girl fan over me!

Zuri: hello! You fell right in front of me!

Emma: You probably should the beginners' lane.

Jessie: There were lanes?

Ravi: Jessie, you should have with me, eating chesty nuts.

Bertram: ♪ I'm off to Cabo and vacation ♪ ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪ ♪ No more kids and aggravation ♪ ♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ♪ ♪ Ha! ♪

Jessie: Wow. Bertram is belting a butler ballad. Bravo!

Bertram: I won't miss you, or you, and I think I'll miss you least of all!

Zuri: Bertram, you forgot your hammock.

Bertram: That's not a hammock. It's my bathing suit, which I will wear as I frolic in the crystal blue waters of Mexico!

Luke: And this is my impression of the fish when he does.

Bertram: Adios, suckers!

Zuri: Hey, Maddie, Ravi, want to write our lists to Santa?

Maddie: Ya sure, im so excited!

Ravi: Who is this Santa you speak of?

Zuri: Oh, he's wonderful. He's old and chubby and he has a cool beard.

Ravi: So he is like Bertram?

Maddie: No, Santa likes his job. He watches every child all the time. He knows when you've been sleeping. He knows when you're awake.

Ravi: A fat man is constantly spying on us? Is it just me, or is that really creepy?

Maddie: No, it's great! Because if you've been good, he brings you toys!