Jessie x oc insert

Take the A-Train... I Think?

I'm skipping (Are you cooler than a 5th grader). And THANKSS FOR 100 VIEWS!!!

Zuri: Come on, come on, come on!

Maddie: Yeehaww!

Bertram: Jessie! Do something about this.

Jessie: Zuri Maddie, Bertram is a butler, not a ride.

Zuri: You're telling me. Spin! Spin! Spin! Nothin'.

Maddie: Ya i wanna refund.

Jessie: Come here. Oh! I think you too needs to go to the park.

Bertram: I think someone needs to be declawed and i wish i cound refund you.

Zuri: You can't prove that's mine.

Emma: I hate you!

Luke: I hate you more! Ooh, like roses are gonna hurt me! Ow! Thorns! Hey!

Jessie: Hey! Come here. Come here. Get off him! What's happening?

Ravi: I do not know! I thought we were just playing tag!

Jessie: I wonder if I can stay like this till they go off to college. Okay, my arms my deodorant's giving out!

Ravi: I can confirm that.

Jessie: So knock it off!

Emma: Luke took my computer my social studies report!

Luke: Well, I needed to play a video game, and my computer fell in the toilet!

Jessie: Emma, go write your report.

Emma: I can't until I go to in Battery Park. I fair.

Jessie: Oh, yeah? Is this like that time you had to ride at Coney Islandter for your physics report?

Emma: No, you bought that. Eve I have to do a photo essay ethnic groups in New York. B-T-Dubbs, the fair ends in three hours, and my report is due tomorrow.

Jessie: What? I cannot believe you waited until the last minute again!

Emma: Social Studies is hard! When I first signed up, I thought it would be mostly social, but it turns out to be mostly studies.

Jessie: You have got to learn to manage your time better, be more responsible, show some initiative. OMG! I'm turning into my dad! All I need is a crewcut, and a strange desire to have people punch me in the stomach.

Emma: Can we talk about your weird family in the cab?

Jessie: Oh, no. A cab will take forever. Here. We'll take the subway and get there lickity split!

Maddie: Did you just say, "The subway"?

Zuri: And did you just say, "Lickity-split"?

Jessie: Affirmative. Now grab your stuff and move, move, move, you miserable maggots!

Ravi: Did your drill sergeant father also say that?

Jessie: Oh, no, that was my grandma. Best crossing guard our town ever had.

Luke: Bertram! What's wrong? What is it?

Bertram: Sp...

Luke: Spit it out, Bertram!

Bertram: Spider!

Luke: Oh, hey. That was totally worth coming in for.

Emma: Why don't you just wear a sign that says "mug me"?