Jessie x oc insert

The Princess and the Pea Brain

Zuri: That magic show was awesome.

Maddie: I know right the money bit was the best!

Luke: I loved when the magician pulled money out of Jessie's nose.

Jessie (coughs): Hey, I'm one head cold away from getting those boots I wanted.

Ravi: So far, I fail to see the magic in these magic rings.

Maddie: Its because you doing it wrong.

Tony: Jessie! Rosling's! Check out my new dolly. I can carry luggage, schlep garbage, I can even ride it. Watch me catch air. Whoo-hoo!

Maddie: Haha! you're goofy.

Luke: Oh! X Games, here you come.

Tony: Hey, Jessie! I was wondering if you want to have an apple?

Jessie: Thanks, Tony. I will enjoy this linty goodness.

Luke: Awesome bike!

Maddie&Emma: Awesome roses!

Jessie: Awesome face. Did I say that out loud?

Maddie: Yes hah

Brody: Well, hello. My name's Brody Winton. And you are?

Emma: Totally available!

Zuri: Oh, no! She isn't.

Emma: Is so. Every Saturday night, she veges out in front of the TV in a ratty old Longhorns sweatshirt covered in food stains. 

Maddie: it's honestly sad

Jessie: Which you guys spilled on me and I'm not sad. Kids. I'm Jessie. And I happen to look awesome in that sweatshirt.

Brody: I'm sure you do. Allow me, Jessie.

Jessie: Oh, thanks.

Zuri: He's stealing your woman and your job! Do something!

Tony: Ow!

Ravi: Hello? Guys? I will try the magic word. Help!

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(Music)

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Brody: Can you buzz Mrs. Winton in 3802? I'm taking my grandma to the Giants game. We sit in the owners' box.

Luke: Take me instead. When we do the wave, I won't go, "Oy, my back."

Brody: So, Jessie, I'm free tomorrow night. Wanna have dinner? Say, around 7:00?

Jessie: Uh, I...

Zuri: She can't. My bedtime's 8:00, and Jessie always reads me a story. Guess it wasn't meant to be. Bye-bye.

Jessie: Whoa, maybe just this once, Horton can hear that Who just a little bit faster.

Does 8:30 work?

Brody: Perfect.

Jessie: Until then.

Emma: He gave you a rose. He's such a gentleman.

Maddie: So, on your date, try not to eat with your mouth open.

Ravi: Tony, I am afraid I have broken your awning.

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Bertram: Hey, guys, I need your opinion.

Emma: That vest is too small.

Zuri: You should trim your ear hair.

Emma: Less is more with that cologne.

Maddie: You just flat-out look bad.