Jessie x oc insert

Star wars

Jessie: Bertram?

Bertram: Working.

Jessie: Bertram working? I must be dreaming. Somebody pinch me.

Luke: I'm on it.

Jessie: Hands off it! Hey, I just saw the strangest thing. Bertram doing his job.

Luke: Dad must be home! Dad!

Morgan: Hey, bud! And Jessie! Great, you're all here. Oh, boy, guys. I missed you all so much. I thought my heart was gonna... Was gonna... Burst.

Maddie: Great one, Dad.

Ravi: Mr. Daddy has a million of these shenanigans. Word to the wise. If he asks you to pull his finger, say no.

Morgan: I actually do have something to tell you guys. You've seen Vampires in the Mist, right?

Emma: Only a gajillion times. Jordan Taylor is my screen saver, my wallpaper, and my password! Forget what I said about my password.

Morgan: Well, try to stay calm. He might be in my next movie.

Emma: O-M-G! Jordan Taylor! I gotta go text!

Jessie: Emma, that door is closed.

Luke: That calmed her right down.

Bertram: I'll take care of this, sir. And I'll bring back an ice pack.

Jessie: Jordan Taylor, huh? Maybe Emma could meet him. I would go with her, of course, just to make sure she doesn't go all crazy.

Morgan: Well, we're all going to meet him. He's gonna be staying here for the weekend.

Jessie: Here? With us? Room... Getting... Darker...

Zuri: This is why I'm not looking forward to puberty. (Maddie Nods)

(Later)

Morgan: Okay, listen, guys, Okay? Is really important. If Jordan decides to be in my next movie, this could be my first real shot at an Oscar.

Bertram: And high time too, sir. FMonkey Maniac 2.

Zuri: Wow, that man could suck up Lake Michigan.

Morgan: Jordan has insisted for the weekend us because he wants to get to know me. He wants to make sure he can trust me.

Jessie: I am all about trust, too. Jordan and I have so much in common.

Morgan: But it has to be a complete secret that he's here, okay? Jordan is obsessed with his privacy.

Emma: He likes privacy? I like privacy! It's like we're the same person!

Morgan: Now, while he's here, I need everyone to act natural. And to make sure that happens, here are some notes on how to act.

Luke: I'm supposed to get along with Emma? I'm not that good an actor.

Tony: Hey, Rosses. There's someone here to see you. Says his name's Rufus T. Firefly.

Morgan: Rufus is Jordan Taylor's code name.

Emma: I'll go bring him up!

Jessie: Whoa! I'll take the service stairs!

Zuri: They're acting like Rascal Flatts is down there. So I'm into country. Sue me.

Luke: I cannot wait to tell people that we're hanging out with Jordan Taylor!

Maddie: Ya! A lot of my friends like him so they'll be so jealous