Jessie x oc insert

Zombie Tea

Zuri: Hey, I'm drawing here!

Jessie: Zuri, that is a beautiful... lion! Alien? Sasquatch? Tell me if I'm getting warmer.

Zuri: It's you.

Jessie: Hmm.

Zuri: See, this is your hair.

Jessie: Oh. Last time I go to Quickie Cuts.

Zuri: Yeah, just because you get a coupon doesn't mean you should use it.

Trevor: Up and back in 22 seconds. Beat that, Puke.

Luke: The name's Luke. Although the view of your butt did make me want to puke. Now watch and learn. I'm gonna climb this wall faster than a spider monkey on a sugar high.

Jessie: Uh, Luke, aren't you forgetting something?

Luke: Oh, yeah. Trevor, let's put some money on this.

Jessie: No. No, no, no. I didn't mean gambling. I was talking about a helmet.

Luke: Jessie, I can't wear this!

Jessie: Don't worry, I can fix the strap.

Luke: No, I mean it's got a princess on it.

Trevor: It's got a princess under it, too.

Jessie: Look, I am sorry, but safety comes first. And hey, I think you're getting a little sunburned, so let me just...

Luke: No, I'm not... I'm fine and I'm going up. Trevor, start timing me. Whoa, sunscreen. This is slippery. Whoa, falling!

Jessie: I got you. Okay.

Trevor: You got 20 more seconds. Maybe she can carry you up.

Luke: All right. All right, that's it! We're going to settle this like real men. By playing paintball in weird costumes!

Trevor: You're on! Me and my brother, Dirk, are gonna be gladiators. And we're gonna feed you to the lions.

Luke: Yeah, well my team's going to be zombies. We're gonna eat your brains!

Jessie: Yeah, if you had any! Up top!

Luke: Sorry, but it's too dangerous. I don't have a wrist protector.

(INTRO)

Penthouse

Zuri: Em Mads, you are cordially invited to my tea party tomorrow. Dress is black tie and tails.

Maddie: I shall be there and i feel delighted to be there.

Emma: Thank you. As always I shall be delighted to attend. But please don't sit me next to Chubby the Bear. He hogs the honey and never wears pants.

Maddie: (phone rings)

Emma: Jasmine!

Jasmine: Emma! Kisses.

Zuri: Hey! I'm not a coatrack!

Jasmine: You are now. Fantabulous news.

Emma: What is it?

Jasmine: Check your phone. I'm busy.

Emma: You scored us two seats to Zach Posen's fashion show?

Jasmine: Front row!

Emma: When is it?

Jasmine: Tomorrow at 3:00!

Emma: I can't wait!

Zuri: But, Emma, tomorrow's my tea party.

Emma: Zuri, that's kid stuff!

Jasmine: Hello? We're talking Zac Posen. The front row will be all celebrities.