Eda P.O.V.
it was pretty much morning in my house
and i busted my room with a axe i found under my bed
Eda Clawthorne: i'm Mike Wallace. i'm Morley Safer. and i'm Ed Bradley. all this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes! (opens the door) hah! oh that never gets old.
then i saw Luz having a little breakfast
Eda: mornin' Luz. ya sleep well girl?
Luz Noceda: was that a serious question?
Eda: mm-hmm. any good dreams last night?
Luz: (as i opened the fridge) well i got hit with SOME of Lavender's poison jabs. (i got confused)....he was in Universe 9.
Eda: oh.
Luz: then a piano fell on my head. (then i closed the fridge) and then i just got trampled by a herd of buffalo.
i then grabs the zebra meat and feed it to a massive potted plant
Luz: so, you and Lillth done screaming for one day? [sips her juice]
Eda: uh....
then King came in, woke up cranky as fuck
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