me and Belos noticed a lot of chaos in Kamurocho because of my revival
Jingu: wow. looks like it's all coming down. you wanna get in one more "i told you so" about synthetic life or whatever this week is?
Belos: oh, fuck you. you don't get to be annoyed with this! you treat life and other people family so burdensome, and yet you created an ocean of other peoples rage because you're terrified of losing nobody!
Jingu: huh. ....shit. i might not be a good leader like you, but even if i'm not, Tojo made my title, or the chairman that made that title i had. which means somewhere inside of whoever was taking over is capable of hearing that. a Yakuza hitman who's sorry. sorry about revival thing, too.
Belos: what revival thing? we got ourselves revived.
Jingu: oh. well who cares? we'll be the last ones left. lucky that pesky Kazuma and that kid (Luz) came in. this was gonna take weeks.
Belos: uh...i think this might be enough bloodshed alrea-
then he saw Owlbert spying on them
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Jingu: huh. this might've been Kiryu's doing. you think you could whip up a StarFox boss season four callback?
Belos: wel-i don't know about a callback, but okay.
he uses his magic on me to attract the Yakuza's attention
Jingu: (while Belos's magic was powering me up) let's go, ya little bitches. (i slap myself) showtime. (a blue light shines on my face) get centered.
then a hologram of my face and hands that mirrors my movements and repeat my words loudly
Jingu: what up, you Yakuza motherfuckers? come on down to Jingu's house of squids, where i'm serving your ass on a platter! (one Yakuza was beating up some other Yakuza but he was interrupted by my beacon) i know what you're thinking: "fuck, a beacon! that's a great idea! he's got home turf, a tacit psychological advantage, and absolutely pendulous balls!" (then a Yakuza man was holding a gun aiming at another man, but went to the beacon while the other was following him while he was moving limp) and now you're thinking "shit, that's totally what the strongest Yakuza member would do! i might actually be in a clan of my own!" (another Yakuza dude was driving in a car and tries to ram into antoher Yakuza man, but then notices the beacon, does a U-turn and reaches into his pocket pulling a gun out) i pretended i didn't care if i was, but i totally did! now the only way to prove i'm the best and not is to ice his expository ass." (several Yakuza men and cars went towards the beacon in Millenium Tower) yup. so let's do it. come get some. what? no, Belos, i'm gonna loop it. why is it–
Kiryu: oh shit.
Luz: uh...i think they might be on the top floor.
they rushed to the top floor
Belos: wait. was this just to claim your title back?
Jingu: d'you know how dangerously toxic i am? Tojo was dead long before i got the Omi Alliance started.
Belos: i-i just thought i was gonna help you top it off.
Jingu: "top it off?" i can handle something like this myself cause i did before back in 2005. i don't know why you had to help me out.
Belos: only because you don't trust anyone other than me!
Jingu: oh, that's great logic, Belos. forgive me for not doing the kissy chef gesture since you probably spilled so much blood everywhere and i don't wanna teleport my lips.
Belos: tbh, they did it themselves.
Jingu: i won't take your word for that and i shouldn't have to, which is why i have sidekick rules. if you can't follow them-
Belos: he-i got my nephew as my sidekick! i was trying to find him through all this (zooms out to the rubble that Eda and Lilith cause) gravel, and i STILL couldn't find him.
Jingu: scuse me? did you just try to (enraged) call my bluff? have you EVER seen me bluff?!?
Belos: you know what? eat shit! you're just trying to make me feel worthless.
Jingu: i never said you're worthless. in fact, i've given you a very clear metric of your worth: Two crows.
Belos: well how bout three?
Jingu: what about the bechdel test?
Belos: the what?
Jingu: for God's sake, the formula for measuring female agency in a story proposed by Lesbian cartoonist Allison-what the hell are they teaching you in that school?!
Belos: i don't even go to no school!
Jingu: then you got both of us screwed!
Belos: why is Lesbian part of her job title?
Jingu: oh, NOW you're progressive?!
then we got into some weird rumble where one of us wanted to survive the same bloodshed the others were in
Belos: (gagging when he got his neck caught next to a wall) y-you called it off, remember, "just business".
Jingu: ....what kind of emperor (then my voice got demonically disorted) are you?! when i say "just business", i mean good (punch) LUCK!
Belos: (wheeze) wh-(cough) what the FUCK man?!
Jingu: when i say, i'm not interested no more, i mean that i long for a godly way of life! and when i say i missed Haruka....i-i uh....i don't know.
Belos: well you ruined my plan once Kyohei, (got out of the hold) it won't happen again!
Jingu: i-i ruined the lives of so many. i couldn't remember them all.
Belos: that's true nuff. but i don't know why i'm bothering to help you out during our arguement, i'm just too...sentimental for my own good.
Jingu: yeah. just....one thing about the Omi Alliance.
Belos: whuzzat?
then in a split second, i grabbed Belos's heart so fast
Jingu: nobody calls me out like my daughter does.
Belos: .....y-....you....is not a man of God. ....c-cause....that was too sentimental.
then he got down to his knees shooken in fear by me
Jingu: i used to run this whole bees-wax of an operation! (fusing with Belos's magic) and it's time i did again.
then from offscreen, i slowly get my monstrous side growing, and a in-agony Belos just sat there in shock
