Fifty Shades of Shane // Shane Dawson fanfiction

Chapter 16

Saturday

My eyes shoot open. I look around and remember what happened last night. I smile. After we got inside we went to the bedroom and did the dirty. I'm laying in my bed wearing nothing. Oh god. But wait. Where's Shane?
I look to the other side of the bed to see it nicely made. The whole bed is made perfectly around me. I know for a fact that my bed has never looked this nice, especially after what happened last night. Shane must have already gotten up. The real question is if here's still here or not. I quickly hop out of bed and attempt to make the spot where I slept as nice as the rest. I then slip on underwear, jeans, and a band t-shirt. I move into the bathroom and check out myself in the mirror. My hair is a mess! I try to tame the beast.
Eventually its looks about normal.

I look through the house for Shane. I notice that his shoes and coat are no longer at the door. He must have left.
I get a bowl of cereal with soy milk for breakfast.

Are Shane and I just going to keep doing this? What are we even doing? Have just been following him. I need to figure out what this relationship even is. I don't wanna just be fuck buddies. I want a real relationship. The kind where my dad parents hate him at first. And eventually learn to deal with him, even though they know this whole thing will fall apart someday and they're right from the start. Well I don't want this whole thing to fall apart but, you know what I mean.
The only problem is that my parents will probably never approve of Shane. He is a lot older and mature and well I'm literally nothing next to him and his GIANT MANSION AND COMPANY BUILDING.

I finish off my cereal and put the dish in the dishwasher. I then run to my room and grab my phone. I bring it back to the living room couch and sit down, Turing on the T.V. for background noise. I press my finger on to the power button and the screen comes to life. It shows my lock screen which is an image of the landscape of a red rock mesa. I would love to visit one of those places one day.

There are no new messages from Shane. I'll just compose one myself.

"Hey dood if we are gonna make this relationship a real thing, you gotta take me on dates!!!" I text him jokingly.
Someone has to step up in this romance to make it real and it obviously isn't going to be him.

I wonder how Lisa is doing? I still don't know why she told me Shane and her are couple and are living together. Then again, when I asked him about her, he said he didn't know, but he was intoxicated when I asked him so he could have been lying. I really don't know.

"Could I get my job back?" I text him. Maybe I could do a little spying on Lisa? See what is happening between them and the make sure I'm not just being used.