Fifty Shades of Shane // Shane Dawson fanfiction

Chapter 20

Saturday

The end of my work week is over. Thank god I have weekends off. I open my eyes and stretch my arms. I reach my hand to my nightstand and grab my phone. I press the button and the screen lights up, momentarily blinding me. I close my eyes and continuously blink.

There a message notification. I slide to unlock it and tap the message app. It's from Shane, thank god. He is probably the only person that I want to speak with at this hour.

His message reads:

"I'm coming to your apartment to pick you up tonight at 7 dress nice and be hungry"

Does this mean a date? Wow I never thought he would do it. Hopefully, he is sober and doesn't offer me alcohol. Then, it will actually be meaningful and intentional.

I simply reply:

"I'll be read!y <3"

I pull myself out of bed and do a few quick stretches to begin my day. I walk into the kitchen and out a bagel in the toaster. I open the fridge door and take out the creme cheese and grab a knife out of the drawer. The toaster makes a loud POP noise as the bagel quickly rises. I slightly jump, whenever I'm near the toaster and that happens I jump, since I was little. It's gotten better over the years. I apply the spread on the warm, toasted bagel. Once that done, I grab a bowl of raspberries from the fridge and wash them. I take everything to the livingroom and place it all on the coffee table. I search for the remote, finding it hiding under one of the throw pillows on the couch and I turn on the T.V. A random TLC show comes on. This time it's "Extreme Couponing". I sit and watch the show as I eat my breakfast. I remain there still a few hours later. I have the day off and I don't have to get ready until tonight, so I'm taking advantage of it. I have went through 2 episodes of "Extreme Couponing", then I switched the channel to Animal Planet.

It's about noon when I finally get unhooked from the T.V. Shane said that I needed to dress nice and I don't really have many nice clothes. Perfect shopping opportunity? I think so.

I get up off the couch and turn off the T.V. I take my dishes and place them in the sink, I'll get to those later.

Once in my room I open my closet and gaze a the small selection of clothes available. I only have a few outfits that are appropriate for work, so I should pick up more dressy clothes, along with something to wear tonight.

I change into a leopard printed shirt and some usual jeans. it's a shame that I can't wear jeans to work since I practically live in them. I put on faux leather, slightly heeled boots and walk to my car. I turn the key in the ignition and the vehicle come to life. I drive off all the way to the mall. When I get there I go to a few stores such as Boscov's, American Eagle, JcPenny's, and a few others. At those stores I picked out some more pairs of skinny jeans and a few cute tops. After those I head to the food court and get an Auntie Anne's Pretzel as a snack. Then, I go to the final store, which I spend the most time in, Forever 21.

After being in there for nearly 2 hours I have decided on a black skirt, black dress pants, multiple tops, 2 sundresses, and a dress for Shane and I's date tonight. The dress I have chosen is a short but elegant dress that comes to slightly above knee length. It is blue with gems and rhinestones at the top if it.

After checking out and spent more than enough for the day, I go home to get ready.

After I have slipped on the dress and clipped on a matching neck lace, I go to the bathroom. There, I put silver hoops through my pierced ears. Then I do my make up, deciding to leaving my hair in it's natural state. I put slight powder over all of my oily spots, line the out corners of my eyes with a black pencil, add a light eyeshadow to eh inner corners of my eyes, and finish off with multiple coats of mascara.

Right as I'm choosing out what shoes to wear, I hear a quick strand of strong knocks on my door.

Shane is here.