Jake's morning disaster

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Jake: What's up, Reggie Ray?

Reggie Ray: I can't wait until Friday's game

Jake: What about your head? You have a blood clot the size of a grapefruit, five more concussions and you'll die, you should take it easy

Austin: Don't listen to him Reggie Ray

Jake: Austin

Austin: Mr. Not-First-String-Anymore, isn't first-string anymore, we know what happened last time Jake called the plays

We are going to pause right here, if you've seen the film, you'll know who these guys are, if you haven't stop reading and watch it, it will give you a better understanding of what's going on, anyway these are Jake's friends, they are also Jocks

Reggie Ray: Malik, could you hold these books?

Malik: Sure, why not? I am the token black guy, I smile, stay out of the conversation, and say things like "Damn," "Shit," and "That is whack!"

Austin: What's she doing here? She graduated like four years ago

Catherine Wyler, Jake's older sister, weirdly she's always had a thing for her brother

Catherine: Hi, Jake

Jake: Catherine

Catherine: Can I ask you a question? Why is it when I tell a guy to put it anywhere, they always stick it in my ass?

Malik: Damn!

Jake: That's just too much information for me Catherine

Catherine: Oh, no Jake, too much information would be telling you, that after they're done, I take a huge dump

Malik: Shit!

Catherine: On their chest

Malik: Oh, that is whack

And here she comes, head cheerleader and queen bee of the school Priscilla also Jake's girlfriend, and behind her, her little followers

Jake: Priscilla, there you are

Priscilla: Jake, I need some T-to-the-fourth-power-y

Jake: Huh

Priscilla: Some time to talk to you, God

Minion 1: It made sense to me Priscilla

Jake: You're leaving me for this guy?

Who is the guy you might wonder, well let's just say he is a little weird and not as attractive as Jake

Priscilla: I'm sorry Jake, we met over spring break

Les: I'm not ordinary

Jake: You're leaving me for this guy?

Priscilla: His name is Les, and he's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, and so is his bag

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