Champagne Problems 「︎Corpse Husband + Dream」︎

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how did i end up here
c h a m p a g n e p r o b l e m s

"Hello guys!" Lilith greeted her livestream chat. Her smile widened, and while the 65k viewers couldn't see it, they could hear it and feel it. "I'm so excited! I have a few things lined up today but first we were just going to chat for a little. Just wanted to warm up to the day. Since it's so early I think this could be a long stream."

Time passed as she talked to donations and answered questions in between mini games. There weren't many people that she knew online, so she decided to keep to herself and spend time having a chill stream.

Then Dream messaged her on discord.

(dream): 2:45pm
talk to me
everyone hates me

dream is calling...

"Hi! I'm live."

"Hello," he said happily. Her chat quickened with excitement as they heard his voice.

"What do you want from me?"

"Oh stop," he laughed. "Everyone's too busy for me." When he fake sniffled Lilith laughed.

"You're a mess. I'm too busy for you too." 

"Doing what? You don't have a life."

"*gasp* Yes I do! Just playing the sickest mini games and talking to the greatest people ever. Knew you wouldn't be able to relate."

"Oh my god, should have known. Hey maybe you should meet more people and not be all lonely by yourself." She scoffed and brushed her hand through her hair. She acted like she wasn't offended.

"Right, yeah right. I'm not lonely."

"Sure."

"I thought we were going to schedule a thing anyway?"

"Oh you're right we were." And the chat went wild. Lilith smiled widely as she read everyone furiously typing about their cryptic conversation. "I'll text you."

"Okay okay."

Clay
2:30𝘱𝘮

I was going to invite
rae poki corpse toast
karl tina sykkuno
and george is that fine?

yes lol

"Wow you guys should be really excited about this one."

"Yeah," Dream teased as well. "Alright well I got some... 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 to do. I'll see you later."

"Bye," she laughed.

"See you."

Dream left the call

"That went well," she told her chat. Her eyes glanced down the chat that rushed like a river full of Dream's name and question marks.

"Guys," she sighed. "It's no secret that I only ever talk to like a quarter of the smp. I don't really have any friends online and so Dream wanted to help me meet more people that he thinks I'd get along with really well." It seemed like a bunch of them caught on. "You guys probably can already sense what's coming. Just wait for his tweet!"