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Merman! Leon x Reader

~The merman~

"There she is." Leon exclaimed with a dreamy sigh, "She's a human, stupid!" Mondo spoke, smacking him upside the head, "Ow! What the hell, man?" Leon muttered, rubbing the back of his head, "Aren't you worried that Kazuichi might, oh I don't know, try and eat her?!" Mondo asked, "He'd never. Sure, he's got sharper teeth than the rest of us but he's not all that bad." Leon shrugged.

"Looks like your crush is approaching. We'd better hide." Mondo spoke, about the dive back under the water, "Dude!" Leon whined, grabbing Mondo's arm, "You gotta be my bodyguard!", "Bodyguard?" Mondo question, "Yeah! You know, in case anyone tries to hurt her." Leon says, "But...isn't that your job? I mean, she is your crush after all." Mondo asks, "Yeah, but look at you! You're, like, super buff!" Leon says, lightly squeezing Mondo's arm, "Fine, whatever. But you gotta do the talking, alright?" Mondo says with a sigh, "Of course I will! Plus, I'm super attractive, ain't I?" Leon asked with a smirk, flexing his arms, Mondo just rolls his eyes, "Whatever, bro."

"Awh, little fishies!" Y/N giggles, patting Leon and Mondo's heads, "Uh, I'll have you know I ain't no damn fishie, lady." Mondo huffs, lifting his head out of the water, "Ah! It's a mer-fishie!" Y/N squeaks, scooting away from Mondo. Leon pokes his head out of the water and looks at Mondo, "Great job, fishie. You're gonna scare her away!", "You too? Oh come on." Mondo sighs, Y/N looks around for something to defend herself with, she grabs a tiny rock and aims it at Mondo's head. Mondo grabs the tiny rock and looks at it, he scoffs, "You really think this'll hurt me?" he asks, pointing to it. 

"P-please don't eat me, fishies." Y/N whimpers, Mondo gets an idea and looks at Y/N with evil intention. Mondo pins Y/N to the sand, "We won't if you give us what we want.", "A-and what is that?" Y/N timidly asks, "I've never felt a human girl before...could you be my first time?" Mondo asks, licking Y/N's cheek, "You taste good...I hope I don't eat ya before we finish up here." he teased, "Mondo!" Leon growled, crossing his arms.

"What?" Mondo asked, looking back at Leon, "You're gonna make her think we're all evil or somethin'!" Leon said, "Fine, fine." Mondo spoke, swimming back into the water, Leon looked at Y/N with love in his eyes, he reached out to touch her but Y/N slapped his hand away, "Hey, it's alright. I promise not to hurt you." Leon said with a soft smile, Y/N nodded as Leon placed his hand on her cheek, "You feel so soft...can I kiss you?", Y/N blushed, "K-kiss me?"

Leon then realized what he said, his face went bright red as he stuttered, "W-wait I didn't mean t-to say that out loud, r-really.", Mondo shook his head "Really? Are you that stupid? Oh my god -- just kiss her already, loverboy!" he huffed, pushing Leon onto Y/N, Leon chuckled awkwardly, "So, uh....do you wanna?"

Y/N giggled and gave Leon a quick kiss on the cheek, Leon smirked, "Nice try, but that's not where I wanted to feel your lips." he cupped Y/N's face and kissed her lips. 

Leon hugged Y/N and glared back at Mondo, Mondo raised his hands in defense. Leon huffed and ran his fingers through Y/N's hair, "mine." he muttered.