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Kazuichi x Biker Gang Member! Reader

~the Crazy Diamonds~

"Better text Sonia. I'm sure she'll be worried about me!" Kazuichi spoke to himself, hoping that his beloved Miss Sonia would be concerned enough about where he was to text him. 

Kazuichi Soda: I'm coming over, Miss Sonia! Hope you'll be expecting me!

Sonia Nevermind is typing...

Sonia Nevermind: Oh? Well I hope you don't mind Gundham being over when you get here. And please don't sniff my hair like last time.

Kazuichi Soda: You got it, Miss Sonia!

Kazuichi put his phone back in his pocket, his heart racing at the thought of getting to visit Sonia again. As Kazuichi was walking, he heard commotion in the alleyway, he stopped and walked into the alley to check it out.

"Quiet, boys! Looks like we have a new victim." a girl chuckled as the men turned to look at Kazuichi. "Don't call him a victim, Y/N. We're not murders." Mondo spoke, "Not yet we're not." Y/N smiled, Mondo shook his head, "Cool it, Y/N. I'll handle this." Mondo looked at Kazuichi, "So, what's a pipsqueak like yourself doing here? I could beat you up, you know?!", "So much for handling it, Mondo."

Kazuichi just stood there, too afraid to move, "What's up with him?" Y/N asked, walking up to Kazuichi, "He looks as if he's seen a ghost or somethin." Y/N continued, poking his cheek, "Earth to whatever-your-name-is! You there?", Kazuichi looked at her "H-huh? Y-yeah, sorry! I just...wasn't expecting this."

"Hmm...Yo, Mondo." Y/N spoke, nudging Mondo's shoulder, "What?" he asked, "What do we do about him?" Y/N asked, gesturing to Kazuichi, "Let's bring him back to the group. Can't have him out here, can we?", "Aww, what a boring option!" Y/N whined, "And your idea was?" Mondo asked, a smug look on his face, "Ugh, fine, you win! Your idea's better anyway, I didn't even have one." Y/N muttered, "That's exactly what I thought." Mondo said.

Y/N sat Kazuichi in a chair, "W-where am I, exactly?" Kazuichi asked, "You're in our hangout spot, dummy! We're takin' you in until Mondo decides whether to kill ya or not.", "We're not killing him!" Mondo yelled from the other room, "Hangout spot?" Kazuichi asked, Y/N groaned, "Oh my god -- we're a biker gang, you numbskull!"

"B-biker gang?!" Kazuichi asked in a frightened tone, "Yeah, but don't worry. We won't kill ya! But only cuz Mondo says I can't." Y/N spoke, rolling her eyes, "So are you the, uhm, l-leader of this gang?" Kazuichi asked, Y/N chuckled, "Oh, no, that's Mondo, not me! Nah, I just happen to be one of his favorites." she smiled, "I see...well, you don't look very strong." Kazuichi noted, "I may not be very strong but I do have a metal bat. Wanna say that again, pretty boy?" Y/N huffed, placing the bat underneath his chin, "N-no ma'am." Kazuichi spoke, "Good boy." Y/N smiled, putting the bat away.

"I'm sorry but you look adorable." Kazuichi spoke, smiling at Y/N, "Wipe that grin off your face. I'm terrifying! Got it?" Y/N growled, "You are! You're so small and bright. Like you don't belong in a biker gang at all! Maybe a book club?" Kazuichi spoke, "Do you have a death wish?" Y/N asked in a harsh tone, "Right, s-sorry." Kazuichi said.

"Keep quiet if you know what's good for you." Y/N spoke, sitting on Kazuichi's lap, facing him, she wrapped her arms around his neck, "W-what are you doing?" Kazuichi asked, a blush across his cheeks. "You're adorable, pink boy." Y/N smiled, grabbing his braid and tugging at it, "I think I'll keep you around. You'll be my personal toy. What do you think about that?" she purred, Kazuichi gulped, "P-personal toy?" he asked, "We won't get into it now. But I'll explain later, alright?" Y/N spoke with a giggle, Kazuichi nodded.