TOTS incorrect quotes

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Dats my cousins fat adorable cat pooder

Wassupppppppppp I'm back again here's more

First six by Jpxavashipper

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Freddy: I'm cold

Pip: *puts his wings around him*

Freddy, getting an idea: actually, my beak is cold too...

Pip: nice try but no

Freddy: dammit

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*Ava and JP at the movies*

JP, blushing: h-hey Ava, wanna kiss...?

Ava: umm... Dontcha think we should be in a relationship first?

JP: i- uh... I was talking about Hershey kisses! Y-ya know, the candy *gives one to her*

Ava: oh, ok! *Smiles*

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*everyone (except Mia and Lucky cuz they in bed) playing truth or dare*

JP: Ava truth or dare

Ava: truth

JP: wanna kiss m-

Ava: dare

JP: I dare you to kis-

Ava: NEVER HAVE I EVER-

JP: that's not the game-

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JP: I have feelings for Ava... How do I tell her??

Pip: tell her you're beautiful

JP to Ava later: I'm beautiful

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Humanized cuz I have a feeling "why'd the chicken cross the road" jokes might be offensive in their world

Ava: hey Pip

Pip: yeah?

Ava: why'd the chicken cross the road?

Pip: why

Ava: to get to the idiots house

Pip: oh and now it's gonna be a knock knock joke huh

Ava: ya

Ava: knock knock

Pip: *sighs* who's there

Ava: the cow that looks for oblivious gay people

Pip: oh ok

Pip: wait-

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Freddy: *sitting on the edge of the cliff and staring out*

KC: hey, is something wrong?

Freddy: no, not really, I just haven't been thinking straight

Freddy, internally: PIP Marry Pip I want to raise children with Pip

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Kiyugi: *on the floor as usual but this time upset*

Freddy: what's wron-

Kiyugi: *tearfully* THEY MADE CALL OF DUTY FOR THE DS

Freddy: what-

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