TOTS incorrect quotes

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^ I just thought that was kinda funny

Wow 11 the floor we can't go to in the voice activated elevators- oh wait you probably don't get that reference nvm

Also hey thanks for checking in I'm 🎶 still a piece of garbage!

Thanks mimilunaok for the first one

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Freddy: *sets cheese on table* cheese

Cheese hating stork (CHS): I don't like cheese

Pip: I'd run if I were you

Freddy, getting his gun: you have ten seconds to get out of my sight

CHS: *already gone*

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Pip: before I went to bed, I looked up to the stars and wondered...

Pip: where the hell is my roof???

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Puppy dog pals: *starts playing*

Kiyugi: *hits the tv repeatedly with a baseball bat* NO! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NOOO!!! *shoots it with Freddy's gun for good measure*

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Kiyugi: *browsing YouTube and finds moomin valley stuff* ooh what's this

Kiyugi, a few weeks later: *lying on the floor, surrounded by animatics and snufmin fics*

Freddy: are you ok

Kiyugi: idk but be gay do crime

Freddy: um-

Kiyugi: YIP YIP

...don't ask
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*When Pip was home for Christmas and it was close to when he was supposed to come back*

Freddy: *waiting for Pip*

KC: he won't be back for a while, would you pay attention to me

Freddy: *stands up and faces her* ok, until he's back, you have my full attention

KC: good, now-

*Footsteps at the entrance*

Freddy: *pushes her away and turns back in that direction* PIP?!

KC who fell and is now on the floor: *angry sigh* I thought you said you were over him [no of course not]

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Freddy: PIP IS THAT A WEED

Pip: no this is a crayon-

Freddy: IM CALLING THE POLICE *goes to a microwave and puts in 911*

Microwave: 911, what's your emergency?

Pip: ????

Later...

Pip: FREDDY IS THAT A POLICE

Freddy: yea cuz you had a-

Pip: IM CALLING THE WEED *runs to the microwave and dials 420*

Microwave: 420, whatcha smokin?

Freddy and police officer: ???

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Kiyugi: *going on about how Scotland is real in a world where it's not*

Everyone: WHAT'S THE HELL IS A SCOTLAND

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In a human world because I don't wanna think about how restaurants would work in their world also because they're in a car

Pip: *at Wendy's* is Wendy working today

Freddy: dude you didn't roll down the window

Pip: what

At night

Pip: *after rolling down the window* is Wendy working today

Freddy: I think they're closed

Pip: yea me too

Another day

Pip: *when they're open and with the window down* is Wendy working today

Freddy: Pip we're at the combination pizza hut and taco bell [Mimi if you don't get that-]

Pip: what- HOW?!

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Freddy: oh so when JP does it for food it's called flambe and he's congratulated for it but when I do it to a building it's called arson and I'm wanted by the government for being a terrorist????

Pip: yes, good thing that DIDN'T HAPPEN

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MW, sliding down a guard rail on some stairs: *half singing* you're all going to hell! Bye bye!

Whoever was recording, idk who: *wheezey laugh*

Well is he wrong
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Pip: *about to do another obnoxious thing at 3 am*

Freddy, just now realizing all the power he now has: *points his gun in Pip's general direction, but not directly at him* no

Pip: °~°

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Freddy: *in a game chat when he thought no one else was on*DISCORD!!!

Pip, who was also on: *goes on discord and calls him* what

Freddy: ...IM HOWLIN THE MOON

Both: AND SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF A SUMMER AFTERNOON *screeching* DISCORD!!!

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Pip: *looking for something on Freddy's phone (with permission) making everything dark mode as he goes* aha! Found it! *Sends it to himself*

Freddy after getting it back: Pip why'd you make my phone emo

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MW: Kiyugi! You need to stop joining fandoms!! According to my research, one more fandom and you'll go insane

Kiyugi: *glancing between him and moomin valley*

MW: no!

Kiyugi: *slowly grabs it and brings it towards her, not breaking eye contact with MW*

*Absolutely nothing happens*

MW: ...I forgot you were already (kind of) crazy

Kiyugi: oh ok well look at this picture of Snufkin-

Idk ok
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Freddy: I'm bored

Pip: why don't you go get an actual gun license

KC: don't help him keep the fucking gun!

Pip: I have accepted the fact the he's not going to give it up, so now I just want him to legally have it

Freddy: actually-

KC: he shouldn't have a gun!

Pip: I partly agree, but if he's alone, if someone attacks him he'll be fine

KC: he can fly!

Freddy: but I already-

Pip and KC: *keep arguing for a while*

Freddy who got a license a long time ago: screw this imma go get a smoothie

Yes, I have made Freddy legally have a gun. Fight me
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Ok I'm done bye