I don't have much to say other then I've moved the swear limit per vine/tiktok from one to three, and drink some water, cuz no snacc is complete without a drink.
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Freddy: KC!! I WENT ON A DATE WITH MY CRUSH!
KC: lemme guess, then you woke up?
Freddy: that's the thing, I didn't!!
KC: wait really
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Pip: *existing*
Freddy: beautiful
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Bohdi: I'm an adult, I do adult things. Independence!
Bohdi 2 seconds later: mommy what are taxes
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Ava or Bohdi, you decide: Bonjour JP, Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
JP: WTF NO I DON'T WANNA SLEEP WITH YOU
Ava or Bohdi: is that what that means? Man I had a gross tennis instructor
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Freddy: I wasn't hurt that badly, all the bleeding was internal, that's where the bloods supposed to be
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[Pretend they have phones for a sec]
Pip: *answers a call from an unknown number*
Freddy: it's Freddy
Pip: *sigh* what did he do this time
Freddy: no it's me Freddy
Pip: well what did you do this time
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Pip: how can tall people possibly sleep at night if the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Freddy: Pip it is 4 in the morning
Pip: can't sleep huh? I bet it's because of the blanket
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Freddy: *pretending to eat Pips arm*
Pip: what are you doing
Freddy: I can't let such a good looking snack go to waste!
Pip: *doesn't get it* oh well am I tasty
Freddy: surprisingly, yes
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Paulie: *over intercom* deliveries start in 5 minutes, SQUAWK deliveries start in 5 minutes!
Random stork one (RS1): it's so funny when he does that
RS2: I know right
Paulie: I heard that, get to work [RS1 AND RS2's names], SQUAWK get to work, no one wants to hear you talking shit!
Everyone: OHHHHHHHH SNAP
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Freddy: how to get a partner in 3 easy steps!
Freddy: step 1, find an attractive person. This shouldn't be hard considering that compared to you, everyone is attractive!
Freddy: step 2, run up from behind and pick up said attractive person, hold them over your head so they can't escape and bring them to your house where you have a spare room. If you're short and the attractive person is tall, well you're screwed, find a different tutorial.
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Randomlike it says, but some of its original and not vines/tiktoks. hey, no one else was doing it, I liked making the first one in my random book, so, I'm doing it. Oh, if you have anything you want seen in the book, either comment it or pm me ***THERE IS...
