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And now, back to regularly scheduled programming.

Thank you TorchTorque for the first 5 and a half, I changed one ze made. (I also lost one sowwy)

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Santa: what do you want for Christmas

Me: a dragon!

Santa: too unrealistic

Me: oh... Then having piddy be canon?

Santa: and what color do you want your dragon

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Pip: hey Freddy, I won two free tickets to a fair, I know you like them, wanna go?

Freddy internally: *pan panic* IS THIS FOR REAL? IS HE ASKING ME ON A DATE?? AHHHHHHHH

Freddy: s-sure!

Pip: great, I'll give the other one to KC, she likes them better then me! *Slides away to KC*

Freddy: *smiles but is dead inside* so... Not a date... Cool...

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I'm bending the rule not changing it

KC: what the fuck?!

Pip: *covers Freddy's ears* NO SWEARING

JP: merde [french for f bc I'm extra like that]

Ava: fuck!

Bohdi: ...fuck

Kiyugi: *in the distance after stubbing her toe* BLYAAAAAATTTTTT

Pip: shut the fuck up!

Freddy: what?!

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Reactions to I'd die for you

Pip: I'd die for you first!

Freddy: I'd die for you too

KC: I won't let you die!

JP: of course you would

Bohdi: thank you

Ava: I don't need no one to die for me!

MW: I'll find a way for no one to die!

Kiyugi: why for me...?

CB: NO ONE IS DIEING

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Freddy: *carrying a bunch of groceries in both wings*

Pip: *reaches out to help*

Freddy: *moves all of them to one wing to hold Pips wing*

Pip: wait wha-

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Computer: input new password

Freddy: *types in Pips name*

Computer: password not strong enough

Freddy: YOU SAY THAT AGAIN I DARE YOU

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Pip: knock knock

Freddy: who's there

Pip: marry

Freddy: marry who

Pip: marry me

Freddy: sure!

Pip: what no that was a joke

Freddy: oh...

KC: *too frustrated to even scream so is just laying face down on the floor*

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