Thanks TorchTorque for the first 2 and Jpxavashipper for the one after
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Police officer: Put your hands up and come out!
Pip: *with his hands up* I'm gay!
Police officer: that's not what I meant, but cool. Personality I'm bisexual, my partner over there is demi and our chief is pan, but unfortunately we're gonna have to arrest you guys now
Pip: be gay do crime!!! *Runs away* [hey since when has Pip been Snufkin?]
Freddy: be trans throw hands! *Runs away after him*
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Freddy: we'll need codenames
Freddy: I'm "Pips boyfriend"
Freddy: Pip is "my boyfriend"
Freddy: KC is "been there done that"
Freddy: JP is "it happened once in a dream"
Freddy: Bohdi is "if I had to pick a bro"
Freddy: and Ava is...
Ava: *scared*
Freddy: stork one
Ava: oh thank god
Pip: wait what's my name
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JP and Ava sitting on a hill with a romantic sunset in the back.
JP: *scrunches up beak ready to kiss Ava*
Ava: JP? What's wrong with your face?
JP: *blushes* I was... Uh... Chewing gum!
Ava: Cool! Wait. Storks have teeth?
JP: Only the super-duper ones do.
aCk- I thought about it- NOOO
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Pip, drunk off exhaustion: 🎶come listen to mah song, but don't pay, there's not need. jus lemme into your house so I can smoke all your weeeeddd
Freddy: Pip wtf
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Kiyugi: Freddy you want my yacht
Freddy: why, I thought you loved it?
Kiyugi: it scares me, it reminds me of the sea
Freddy: the seas not that scary tho...
Kiyugi: YES IT IS
Freddy: ok ok I'll take the friken boat
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Ok imma just put everything (except one cuz I already put it here) that's in the og chapter from my random book because it's funny and I don't have any ideas rn
KC: *kicks open the door to Pip and Freddy's room while secretly recording where Freddy is playing a game on his and Pips flypad while Pips helping someone somewhere else*
Freddy: *doesn't even react*
KC: the snack that smiles back!
Freddy: *without thinking* Pipster!
KC: PFFT-
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TOTS incorrect quotes
Casualelike it says, but some of its original and not vines/tiktoks. hey, no one else was doing it, I liked making the first one in my random book, so, I'm doing it. Oh, if you have anything you want seen in the book, either comment it or pm me ***THERE IS...
