Go drink some water
Thanks TorchTorque for the first 6, and to mimilunaok for the 6 after.
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CB: *walks into the room*
Freddy: hey mom
Pip: mom
KC: mom!
Ava: mom
Bohdi: mom?
JP: maman
CB: *leaves*
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Freddy: I'll have a coffee as dark and bitter as my soul
Pip: he'll have a white chocolate capuccino
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KC: *at JP and Bohdi* two bros, chilling in a hotub, 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay!
KC: *turns around* and then there's Pip and Freddy
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JP: I got a new notebook, and I'm taking suggestions on what to put in it
Freddy: cheese
JP: taking suggestions for everyone but y-
Pip: ice
JP: or yo-
KC: muffins
JP: I am no longer taking suggestions
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Freddy: your wing looks heavy, let me hol-
Pip: I know it's heavy, it carries the weight of my disappointment in myself
Freddy: *concerned* Pip are you ok?
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KC: I kinda like dark humor
Teenage Lucky trying to be edgy: then my life would be hilarious to you
Teenage Mia: shut up Lucky yesterday you cried because Pip and Freddy wouldn't let you hold their daughter [see Freddy'll do it eventually]
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*Flypad rings*
Pip: *goes to pick it up*
Freddy: wait
Pip: what
Freddy: *vibes to the ringtone*
Pip: ...um *joins in the vibing after a bit of hesitation*
CB in her office with a bawling Mia: why won't they pick up??? This is important!!!
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Freddy when he finds his cheese gone: WHO FUCKING ATE MY CHEESE
Freddy: *pulls out a pistol that transforms into a machine gun*
Freddy: IMMA KILL WHOEVER ATE MY CHEESE
Freddy: FREDDY THE FINDER IS BACK AND I AINT LOSIN
Bohdi, who was dared by everyone to take it: *starts crying*
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Pip: hi Freddy!
Freddy: I love you!
*Awkward silence*
KC: omfg KISS ALREADY
[I added that last bit hope you don't mind]
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Randomlike it says, but some of its original and not vines/tiktoks. hey, no one else was doing it, I liked making the first one in my random book, so, I'm doing it. Oh, if you have anything you want seen in the book, either comment it or pm me ***THERE IS...
