ITS BEEN TOO LONG
WHY DID I LEAVE THIS, THE ONLY BOOK I'VE EVER LOVED?
IM AN IDIOT
Ok here's the funny
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RS: hey Freddy, I heard you used to do ballet, that's so la-
Freddy: *high-kicks them in the face*
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Freddy: what's your favorite genre of music?
Kiyugi: I dunno but it involves chicken noises
Freddy: ok. I like jazz
yA lIkE jAzZ?
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Bohdi bc fite me: *playing a trumpet*
Pip, wearing a police hat: hey, you got a license for that?!
Bohdi: YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE *trumpet note is heard and he collapses*
Pip: :|
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Kiyugi: *running through the halls as fast as she can, occasionally tripping sometimes*
CB: wtf happened
Paulie: she found 2 dollars and now she's gonna go try to buy a yacht with Freddy
Torch I used it >:P
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Pip: *at the Alexa in their room* Alexa. Alexa. Alexa! ALEXA!!
Freddy, who renamed it Echo to be gender neutral: *wheezey laugh*
Pip: A L E X A
Freddy: AHAHAHAHAHA
Pip: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?! ALEXA'S NOT WORKING
Freddy: ECHO TELL PIP YOURE GENDER NEUTRAL
Echo: Ok. Pip, I am gender neutral
Pip: WHAT THE FUUU-
If you don't know, Alexa is a thing from Amazon, I recommend you look I up, I don't wanna explain
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*At a boat shop*
Kiyugi: hey-
Shopkeeper who's seen her there a million times: for the last time, you can't get a yacht for 2 dollars
Kiyugi: what about... *Puts a $5 bill on the table* five dollars?
Shopkeeper: no
Kiyugi: how about 10,000
Shopkeeper: do you have 10,000
Kiyugi: no
Kiyugi: I only have 5
Shopkeeper: ... *Pulls out a model yacht* I'll give you this for 5 dollars if I you promise to never come here again unless you can actually buy a yacht
Kiyugi: deal
*Later, back at TOTS*
Kiyugi: GUYS I ACTUALLY DID IT
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Lucky: *crouching on a stove, jumping down* IM GAY
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Paulie: *is walking, not paying much attention*
MW from around the corner: *just casually spying on him*
YOU ARE READING
TOTS incorrect quotes
Randomlike it says, but some of its original and not vines/tiktoks. hey, no one else was doing it, I liked making the first one in my random book, so, I'm doing it. Oh, if you have anything you want seen in the book, either comment it or pm me ***THERE IS...
