Welcome to the first day of Stupid Survivor, everyone! Today, you'll find out which team you're on. Also today, you'll compete in an immunity challenge—and if you lose, you're sending one of your tribe members home. It would be REALLY embarrassing to get out on the first day. So good luck!
Now, the moment you may or may not have been waiting for: the teams! And here they are, properly randomized for RNG's sake!
There you have it! Now that you know which teams you're on, take a moment to bond with your tribe mates—because by the end of today, one of you's getting sent home. So without further ado, let's get right into it!