Yes, you read the title right. And yes, those are your team names, courtesy of Wordlab.com.
And yes, before you ask, I've already randomized the teams. You'll find out who's on what team next chapter. Anyway, back to the action.
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From the idiot who brought you the Stupid Hunger Games comes a new competition show! Featuring dirty alliances, uncomfortable eliminations, and—everyone's favorite—glorious RNG, sixteen (un)lucky people will duke it out in various soul-crushing challenges. They'll have to compete against their fellow competitors to claim the (not very) highly-coveted first place!
Who can trust who? Who will backstab their allies? Who can charm the others the most? And most importantly, who can outwit, outplay, and outlast everyone else long enough to be the victor! Find out in Day 1 of...Stupid Survivor!
(oh, yeah, here's the cast list, by the way)
Man, I'm really getting into this whole reality show hosting thing. Now I understand why all those object hosts start their own.
Good luck, tribe members! I'll see you in the next one!