Congrats to everyone else who survived the bloodbath. But of the few who didn't, at least a couple of them went down fighting. Seems like an epic, respectable death. At least they didn't die in some stupid, ridiculous, embarrassing, and yet slightly comical and entertaining way, right?
Anyway, let these stupid games continue!
Unknown Sponsor 1: Hey, you gave that District 11 guy that case full of our sponsorship gifts, right?
Unknown Sponsor 2: Yeah, I did. He got it. Don't worry.
US1: Good, good. You know how much those guys need clean water and food, after all.
US2: ...Food?
US1: Yeah, the food. You know, the bag full of food that I told you we were giving him. I put it on your desk this morning so you could pack it in the case.
US2: ...
US1: You...did pack the food, right?
US2: ...
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Loads of clean water, but zero food. Also, E killed an expert JRPG protagonist swordsman with nothing but a damn sickle the day immediately after they screamed their head off for help. It's official—I'm continuing this series. It's just too damn funny, so you can definitely bet that I'll see you in the next one.