Blader's crazy adventures and Randomness

Tutorial for how to escape hard situations (Ft. Lui)

The bladers house : kitchen - set on fire, Garden - becomes a Iceland, Living room - total disaster with everything broken, Bed rooms - deserted islands with slime monsters occupied here and there,  rooftop - Thousands of bugs roaming, Laundry area - A mess with dirty pile of clothes, basement - Filled with foams, Toilet - A bloody hell, Overall it's a disastrous garbage house.

Valt : *outside their house* I want Shuu now!!!! *cries*

Lui : Welp it's all your fault! This house got ruined *pointing at the Dante, Aiga, Hyuga*

Free : *comforts Valt* So what are we gonna tell Shu when he returns back home?

Fubuki : We are screwed.... *Stressed as hell*

Delta : totally. Someone has to take the responsibility.

Lane : Obviously not me.

Dante : Same here.

Hyuga : The older one should take responsibility so Hikaru take it.

Hikaru : As a matter of fact, I WASN'T EVEN IN THE HOUSE! Two I'm not the older one here. *turns to aiga*

Aiga : What? I'm not the older one *turns to valt*

Valt : I... nooo!! I didn't even do anything!!!! *turns to Lui*

Lui : Ain't gonna get scold by that kurenai *turns to Free*

Everyone : *looks at Free since he's the current older one there..*

Free : .... *sighs*

After Shu returns home from America

Shu : *drops his bags down, staring at their house half burning* I was out of station just for one fuc*ing night and you guys destroyed our house?!?!!!!!?! *curses in 20 different languages*

Lui : *nudges Free* Speak.

Free : *looks at all of the others* Shu

Shu : *still pissed off* What? 💢💢💢

Free : They all did this. Me and Valt were sleeping. And hikaru wasn't even in the house as he was at his boyfriend's place. Fubuki, Lane and Delta went to shopping. Aiga, Dante had a argument who has best boyfriend and hyuga joined then, which turns out a war and the one who provoked them is Lui. So at least, Lui is guilty.

Shu : *Having his frying pan* Oh my dear Lui, what had I told you before leaving the house in your hands? *sinister smile*

Lui : Frick you hoya- Wait Kurenai, I just guided them the art of fighting. They are the one who are to be blamed!

Aiga, Dante, Hyuga : But we just had verbal fight!

Lane : Who cares if they have best boyfriend or not, the fact is they have one or not.

Delta : Yeah, now look at the result *pointing at their house*

Fubuki : we are on the street.

Valt : Shuu take me with you *clinging to Shu*

Free : So, where are we going to sleep?

Lui : Correction, Where are we going to live.

Shu : *sighs* Until our house gets back as new again, let's move to my apartment temporarily.

Valt : Yeahh!!! Shu's house is soo bigg!!!

Aiga : New battlefield.

Dante : Yeah!

Hyuga : Lets have fun!

Shu, Free, Valt, Fubuki, Delta, Hikaru : Excuse me say what?

Lane and Lui : *smirks*

Aiga, Dante, Hyuga : Hehe OwO;

Shu : If you're coming to my house then better be a good boy or else I'll kick you out of my place.

Fubuki, Delta, Lane : Speaks of the devil *looks at Lui*

Lui : What? It's not like its my first time staying at Shu's place. Kids grow up. Kurenai is my bunny, I'm his-

Shu : *loads his shot gun* Say another word I'm murdering you right here right now.

Free : *takes valt* Lets leave Valty. They're hopeless.

Valt : Okie. Shu don't murder Lui. Bye bye.

Fubuki : Shu-san please stop!

Delta : Aren't you gonna stop your teacher? *asking Lane*

Lane : nah, it's none of my concern. *walks off following Free* Hyuga come on I'm leaving.

Hyuga : coming! *sprints towards lane*

Hikaru : Oii!! Don't leave your big brother behind!! *runs after him*

Dante : Lets go too delta! *drags delta*

Delta : Geez stop dragging me dante, I can walk.

Aiga : Are we going or what? *looking at Fubuki holding Shu back*

Fubuki : Aiga help me- Shu san calm down please

Lui : What bunny~ don't act so intimidating~ cuz I know the innocent bunny in the bed~

Shu : YOU M****F***ING B***H SHUT THE B***LSH*T *blushing in 50 shades of crimson*

Aiga : *whistles* Mommy Shu is a innocent bunny in bed huh?~ gonna spread the word~

Shu : nO-

Lui : *kiss kurenai* Bunny~

Fubuki : Shu san we will leave you guys alone because of privacy issues- *takes Aiga and quietly leaves*

Shu : *Push lui to the ground* YOU!! HOW DARE YOU!! SHIROSAGI!!!

Lui : *Smirks handsomely hot* already hard huh?~

Shu : *walks off repeating, "I don't know that damn shark"*

Lui : plan success. How to escape hard situations in 100000001 ways. *walks proudly*