Blader's crazy adventures and Randomness

Side effects of using phone for too long

Valt : Guys guys! I found a super cute thing!! Lui is soo cute in this!!

Free : I must see this. Show me. *Too determined, so he can tease Lui*

Shu : Oh that one is kinda hilarious.

Lui : *with a baseball bat* Who wants to die? Shu will be first. Then Valt and Free. *Dead serious because they tryna tease his height back from the season one*

Free : *shoves money* Make it first.

Valt : No me first! *Slams his money on the table*

Lui : Seriously? I'm not joking this time.

Free : Make me first.

Valt : Noo! Me will be always the first!

Fralt : *bickering back and forth*

Shu : I can't believe you guys are fighting for who's going to get killed first-

Lui : They're idiots sharing single brain cells.

Shu : Sadly yeah. *Looks at the tab* Pfft- you're so petty *holds back his laughs*

Free : *stops arguing and magically snatched the tab from Shu's* Let me see.

Lui : motherfucker I'll kill you!!! *Tried to snatch the tab*

Free : *extending his hand above and start reading the thing*

Valt : Hehe Shu and I have already seen it!

Free : Eh, you guys should have shown it to me earlier. *Keeps Lui at an arm distance [Revenge for Dante! >:) ]

Lui : Free I swear don't look at that! I'll murder you dumbass! *Growling like a mad wolf*

Valt : Lui is shorter than Free hehe

Lui : 💢 You're one to talk!

Shu : Technically Valt is a little taller than you, in the anime.

Lui : Shut up Kurenai!

Valt : But Shu is the tallest one among us! Even Free is teeny short than Shu!

Free : I mean people prefer dogs not giraffe.

Shu : So you're calling me a giraffe now?

Free : Its just an example, love you're a cute bunny. And then there's this shark trying to bite me so badly.

Lui : Shut up, Hoya! *Kicks his shin*

Free : Fuck that hurts you little shit

Valt : You guys forgot I'm here? I'm innocent so don't say bad words

Shu : Oh right! Lui Free stop using curses!

Lui : *grabs the tab outta Free's hold, breaks it* There. No more shit now.

Shu : Lui Shirosagi I said no curses!

Lui : Whatever.

Valt : *takes out his phone* Ta da! I'm gonna get this one framed and keep it in your room!

Lui : Why you little- mgf?

Shu : There. Don't complain that I didn't warn you. *puts a duct tape on the white tyrant's mouth*

Free : That one's hella hilarious. Look at our baby Lui.

Lui : *kicks him* Hmph! *His hands were tied btw*

Free : Oi oi stop kicking or I'll tie your legs too.

Valt : *kiss Lui's forehead* He's mine! Step back! *Protective Valt to the rescue*

Shu : What am I a roach?

Free : Same here.

Valt : Meh. You guys are taller than me! People prefers dogs not giraffes! >:3

Free : Ah shit. God shrink my height.

Shu : Listen here little shit, that's not how it works-

Valt : *put the duct tape on Shu* Shu no curses in front of me.

Lui : *internal laughing* lol

Free : Pfft-

Valt : Now now. *Looks at Lui* Love will you be a good boyfriend and don't curse?

Lui : *rolls his eyes* Mhm.

Valt : Good Lui! :D

Shu : *trying to get away*

Lui : Time to show Shu what he deserves for tying me *evil smirk*

Free : Oh boy, Shu run.

Shu : *muffling something*

Valt : No killing! Lui you promised!

Lui : I can tickle him though.

Shu : *colour drains from his face* *gulp*

Free : I didn't know Shu is ticklish.

Valt : Hehe Shu is extremely ticklish than me! Especially on the side of his torso!

A/N : I told ya! Valt is a threat to them!! He knows their secrets!!

Lui : Shu babe~

Shu : *crawls away* Mhmph!! Mphm!! (Translation : Demon go away!)

Free : Someone just save that poor bunny from that shark

Lui : Someone just shut up that annoying deer

Valt : Someone just tell this morons to stop using their animal names!

Shu : Mhpm! Mphmp!! (Translation : someone Help me!) *His hands and legs were tied too*

Lui : Hey pretty princess~ *wriggling his fingers* lemme show you my love~ *tickles Shu teasingly*

Shu : mhph!!!!

Valt : *opens his Instagram* *a random reel popped up : My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know Riding in my Fiat You really have to see it*

Shu : *stares at Valt* Mhpm? (seriously?)

Valt : Oops sorry! *Turns his volume low* You can continue without 30 minutes of uninterrupted services *A/n : too much ad's side effect 😂*

Free : *grabs his phone and throw it away* no phone for you. You start to sound like that voice over there lady.

Lui : *tickles Shu* Enjoy love~

Shu : *laughing while struggling to breath* Mhph!!

Oh god I dunno my neighbours gonna think they're haunted!! I'm wheezing while reading this chapter XDD

A/n : the art above is literally cute!!! It belongs to their rightful owner!