On Valt's birthday...
Valt : *waits for the time to strike at 12* Hehehe!!! *rolls on his bed* can't wait for birthday wishes!!
After 12 am.
Valt : *stares at his phone on the group chat as if it's the most beautiful thing that ever existed* Lalala! C'mon! It's 12 already!
Ten minutes later.
Valt : *still waiting for them to wish him* just some technical error. They will appear on the screen soon.
One hour later.
Valt : *gets a ding* *wakes up* YESH!! SOMEONE WISH ME FINALLY!! *looks at his phone* *becomes a lifeless statue*
The message : Get 50% offer at discount sales, Have a nice day!
Valt : ........ They forgot my existence.... I'm not loved... they don't love me *sad*
After done being sad.
Valt : *Calls Shu, Free, Lui, beyclub, his all friend in conference call*
Surprisingly they picked up : Hello?
Valt : Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me *sings all dry in savage way*
The people : *confused AF but then realize it's his birthday* HOLY SH*T!!! VALT I'M SORRY, HAPPY-
Valt : BYE TRAITORS! *cut the call*
Also Valt : *leaves a text in their group chat* I love you guys :)
Shu, Lui, Free : *sonic runs to Valt's house* Sh*t we are screwed up!! He's gonna marry that emo guy!!
When they reach his house.
Shu, Lui, Free : VALTY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY BOY, LOVE YOU ANGEL.
Valt : *opens the window* Took you long enough to wish me, slowpokes?
Shu : I was making the birthday cake sorry Valty!!
Lui : I was preparing your birthday gifts!!
Free : *stares at his two competitors* Huh... I was sleeping because it's midnight...?
Valt : *throws the pillow at Free* GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PLACE!! I'M MAD AT YOU ALL!!! I WISH YOU GUYS SHARPLY AT 12 AND MAKE EVERY FREAKING MINUTE SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND YOU NEVER RETURN ME THE FAVOUR. I'M GONNA BE SINGLE!!! I AIN'T MARRYING YOU THREE!! BYE BYE. *shut the window so loudly.*
Shu and Lui : *Stares at Free*
Free : What? I was just being honest with myself.
Lui : We are doomed.
Shu : No my precious valty hates me...
Free : *sniffs valt's scent on his pillow* At least he give me his pillow, I'm gonna keep it with me.
Valt : *Opens the window and jumps off it* GIVE THAT BACK!! I'M MAD AT YOU!!
Shu and Lui : *catches valt before he hurt himself* gotcha!
Free : *kiss valt* Love you Baby Valty, you don't need any present because I'm myself a gift for you~
Valt : *blushes, trying to resist* hmmmm!!
Lui : Valty let's go I'll treat you some good food, anything you want!
Shu : I'll let you do anything to me, please love me sweetie pie
Valt : Hmm? *thinks* okie give me lovely kisses and hugs, I don't want anything. I just want true love. Give me your love.
Shu, Lui, Free : 💘💘💘 With pleasure~
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Blader's crazy adventures and Randomness
RandomThis book is for the innocent smol beans (valt, Aiga, Dante) crazy adventures on everyday life style with the others (Shu, Lui, Free, Fubuki, Delta) wanna time pass? read this crazy adventures of the smol beans...