Valt : Shuuu please Shuuu pleaseeeee?
Shu : *cooking dinner* No.
Valt : *hugs Shu from behind* I love you my sweet boyfriend!! Please this once pretty pleaseeee?
Shu : *silence* ....
Valt : I'll cry
Shu : Want tissue?
Valt : *kicks him not so hard* Meanie! You big jerk! Moron!
Lui : Oi oi, what's the matter?
Free : You want chocolate?
Valt : *shook his head, pouts sadly* I'm just unluckiest!
Shu : Yeah, you have three boyfriends to take care of you and clean the mess you make and protect you from bad guys, a caring family, a good friends group, you have your beybreads and you can sleep peacefully. You must be the last person on earth to be so unlucky to have all these.
Valt : You shut up.
Shu : No you shut up.
Free : both of you shut up first.
Lui : If they shut up who's gonna explain what happened?
Free : Valty what happens? Why are you two quarreling?
Valt : Ask that stupid Shu! Hmph.
Free : Okay.... What happens Shu?
Shu : Let the genius explain stuffs since I'm stupid according to him.
Lui : We just went out for a moment and here you are.
Valt : I want to go home. Walk me home. *Looks at Lui and Free*
Free : This is home?
Valt : My home!
Lui : Wait, let's talk things first.
Valt : No need. Imma go alone if you don't want to walk me home. You can just say it. *Walks out to the exit*
Free : *grabs his elbow and pulls him back* Wait stop being a brat.
Valt : *struggles to get out of his hold* You! Let me go!
Free : Not until you two make up.
Shu : Then you gotta stand here all day long. That's not going to happen anytime soon.
Lui : Shu just what the hell happened?
Shu : I refuse to talk.
Later that night....
Valt : *quietly eating the food* Too salty. Not tasty at all. What is this?! Chives?! I hate it!!
Shu : Then don't eat the food if you have problem. No one force you to eat the food.
Valt : Oh yeah?! *Turns to Free* Take me home or else I'm going on my own! I can't do this anymore. He's insane!!
Free : Calm down Valty, please?
Lui : There's no harmony in this house anymore. *Eating his food*
Shu : Harmony? Yeah of course. How can you find it when someone thinks they're too smart and others are dumb. *Looking at valt*
Valt : WHAT THE HECK *stands up*
Free : *pulls valt down to sit* There there.. *pat his back*
Valt : SHU I HATE YOU!! DON'T EVER COME TO ME AGAIN!! THAT'S IT. *storms off the dinning room*
Free : *looks at Lui and leaves after Valt*
Shu : *goes to his own room*
Lui : Shu
Shu : *ignores*
Lui : Shu look at me.
Shu : Let go. Lui. I'm not in the mood.
Lui : Fine. Just promise to talk with me later, Alright?
Shu : Hm.
With Valt...
Free : I know all you need is a hug and I'll shower you with kisses.
Valt : *quietly agrees*
Free : *hugs him and kiss him lovingly* baby.
Valt : Don't baby me!
Lui : Hey.
Valt : *gloomy*....
Lui : So wanna talk about it?
Valt : nope.
Free : C'mon love, you can talk with us anything you know
Valt : He's mean.
Lui : That happens. Everyone has it at some point. What exactly happened?
Valt : I asked him to wear the kitty ears band.
Free : So he refused?
Valt : *nod*
Lui : Pfft. I thought it was something serious. You little morons acting as if like five year old.
Valt : He even said mean stuff!
Free : That's because he's a bunny. He doesn't wanna wear cat ears *kiss his nose playfully*
Valt : Still!! I do whatever you guys say! But why don't you guys won't do what I say?!
Lui : Good question. Well.. why don't we listen to Valt? *Looks at Free*
Free : I never thought of it before.
Valt : You guys-
Lui : Let's put that aside. Why don't we go ask Shu to wear it?
Valt : Heh. He won't wear it if you ask him.
Free : I mean, Shu would listen if Lui ask him to.
Valt : So you are the same as me?
Free : ..... You know they have the chemistry sync.
Lui : Accept it, Shu loves me more than anything.
Valt : That's why he's mean. Lui is a bad influence on my Shu!
Free : I don't think that. He loves you equally.
Valt : So it's all Lui's fault.
Lui : Excuse me?
Valt : You stole my boyfriend! *Angry valt noises*
Lui : Listen here you little shit, I love you too.
Free : This is too complicated at this point.
Valt and Lui : *quarreling*
Free : Oh god. Am I the only one that want peace?
Le door opens dramatically : *kaaboom!*
Valt, Lui : The heck-
Free : Show off-
*A kitty cat walks in*
Lui and Free : Oh
Valt : WOAAHHHH!!!!! (〃♡⌓♡〃)✧*。
Neko Shu : *flustered* Quit staring idiots.
Lui : Heh. Not bad. You're such a hot mess after all.
Shu : *reaches to take off the neko ears* There. I wear this, all right.
Valt : One more time! Paw-leaseeeee?!
Free : *joins Valt* Yes, what he says.
Lui : I mean, they're not wrong though. Put it on for another hour, snowflake.
Shu : I will kill you!
YOU ARE READING
Blader's crazy adventures and Randomness
AcakThis book is for the innocent smol beans (valt, Aiga, Dante) crazy adventures on everyday life style with the others (Shu, Lui, Free, Fubuki, Delta) wanna time pass? read this crazy adventures of the smol beans...
