Blader's crazy adventures and Randomness

How they roast Zoey

Asta : Yo readers, so I show you all how we roast Zoey when we are bored here we go, Shh keep quiet and sneak peak!~

Zoey : Yo! You all shall answer me!

Valt : Yeah!! I want to answer!

Shu : Okay?

Lui : Geez why this idiot annoying me..

Zoey : I hear that- AND HEY I'M NOT AN IDIOT!!!!! ME IS SMART!!

Free : *Yawns* I have wings and I'm able to fly. I'm not a bird but I soar high in the sky what am I?

Zoey : Err..... maybe flamingos?

Shu : HE SAID NOT A BIRD YOU DUMBHEAD!

Zoey : Oops. Me didn't hear that!

Lui : Someone go get the hearing aid for this half nake girl.

Zoey : SHADDUP!!! YOU DON'T LOOK AT ME!!

Lui : ITS MY DAMN EYES I'LL LOOK WHEREEVER I WANT!!

Zoey : THIS IS MY BODY!! YOU CAN'T LOOK AT SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO ME!!!

Valt : ......

Free : At least you don't have that thing called embarrassment?

Zoey : Eh why would I?

Shu : You sure an dum dum like Lui said.

Lui : Told ya.

Zoey : ..... Will all stop roasting me?!!

Free : Then go put something on.

Zoey : I won't, you look away!!! *pouts*

Shu : Stubborn- never mind anyways answer the question.

Zoey : Uh.. maybe penguin?

Shu : Lui go ahead kill this deaf already.

Lui : Sure~

Zoey : H-hey! Wait!! Lemme think!!!

Free : Even Valt knows the answer.

Valt : Yes! Pegasus!

Free : Screw what I said-

Shu : Valty... Pegasus didn't exist-

Lui : But still appreciate our baby valty trying! *pat valt* good job valty

Zoey : 😲 Me did try too!! Why not appreciate me?!

Lui : You're an idiot.

Zoey : Me is not idiot TnT

Free : We have proof you're one. The answer is-

Asta : Aeroplane!

Free : Bingo.

Asta : Yes I know it! It's a simple question.

Lui : But that stupid didn't even know.

Zoey : Me is not IDIOT!!!!

Shu : You're.

Valt : Anyways Zoey what's the thing you wanna ask us?

Zoey : Oh yeah I forgot about it!!! Because of that French fries asking dumb questions!!

Free : But you didn't even answer it correctly.

Zoey : Heh me already know the answer I just pretend to not know it so Asta Chan can answer it.

Shu, Lui, Free, Asta : As if I believe that goddamn lie-

Valt : OwO?

Zoey : Oh you all shut up now. What's the most unforgivable thing?

Shu : Someone ruining my valty's happiness.

Free : Someone interrupts my sleep.

Valt : Someone eats my beybread!

Lui : Someone hurting valty.

Asta : Well I don't have one tho-

Zoey : Oh okay! Me have none either- wait I have one!! People annoying me by saying Anime is for kids!! I will murder them if they tell me to stop watching it!!

Asta : Oohhhhhh...?

Shu : Asta, you're good.

Asta : Thank you?

Zoey : How?! She kills people!! She is scary!! She is not innocent!! She is not beautiful as me!! She is a demon who disguises herself as angel!!

Shu : She have that common sense to wear skirt unlike you.

Zoey : Why you got problem with me not wearing that?!?

Lui : Shame on you Zoey

Free : Yeah agreed.

Zoey : 😰😳😖😭 Not fair!! I hate you all!!! *walks off*

Valt : Wait don't go..

Asta : never mind her. Who wanna watch this scary movie with me? I'm gonna watch it!

Lui : My type. Count me in.

Shu : Yeah I'm good with it too.

Valt : N-not me..

Free : Alright I'm gonna sleep with valty then. *hugs valty*

Zoey : YOU BLOODY IDIOTS GET OUT OF MY PLACE EXCEPT VALT!! BECAUSE HE IS AN INNOCENT BABY OF COURSE. OTHERS GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PLACE RIGHT THIS MOMENT!! *Breaks the table*

Shu : This is Asta's place for your information.

Asta : Hahaha you forgot it huh?

Zoey : Shit- 😰 such an embarrassment..... ALRIGHT FINE!! I GET OUT OF HERE FOR MY SAKE!!! YOU ALL JUST GO DRINK SALT WATER AND DIVE INTO THE OCEAN AND FISHES SHALL POOP ON YOU!!!

Lui : *calls 911* Hello? Sir we need ambulance for a mental patient here.

Asta : Pffts- Hahahaha!!!

Free : *sleeps while hugging valt*

Shu : Hehe....😅

Zoey : CUT THE DAMN CALL!!!!! *goes insane*

Asta : Alright the rest you don't wanna see. Hope you enjoyed anyways me gonna join into the fight bye!