home away from home away from home (Rwby chibi harem x male reader)

Cat and dogs

The skit showed the gang watching the news with varying degrees of interest

Lisa: reports of the cat burglar being on the "Prowl" in vale have flooded the police department this week

As she continues her story Rwy all gasped and go wide-eyed and you are merely surprised and blake. Nothing.

Lisa: wether these claims are legitimate or merely a "yarn". Citizens are encouraged to stay indoors.

Silently, Yang picks up the remote and silences the TV, and all four shocked teammate slowly turn their heads towards the said cat, she looked at there gaze and checked behind her of interest, then goes back to them

Blake: seriously guys?

She jumps of the couch and taps her foot in annoyance

Blake: seriously? You're gonna call me a cat burglar just because I'm part cat? That real mature.

She turns and saunters angrily away, but rotates back around to her friends and boyfriend as she continues her rant while also grabbing a scroll, cookies and a whole chess set- complete with figures-to the side

Blake: you know, I have half a mind to report you to Glynda. What your doing is profiling.

She goes back to walking out, delivering one more complaint with her arms full of objects not belonging to her

Blake: you all disgust me! And y/n I expect more from you

She then grabs a large houseplant by the doorway and drags it off with her, pot and all. 

Rwy and you looked at each other for a moment trying to make sense of what happened as weiss shrugs, Blake comes back running bow off to expose her ears, and jumps on top the couch with a quick "nya" to steal the remote.

 She scampers away before they can do anything, they hear a motorcycle engine revving offscreen, somehow Lisa's report unmuted  for them to hear

Lisa: breaking news police have engaged the alleged cat burglar in a high-speed chase. The suspect is fleeing on a yellow motorcycle with what appears to be cartoonishly large amount of stolen goods falling from the bike. What will they think of next? Back to you, cyril!

You: isn't that your-

Yang: get the spray bottle

Transition showed you brushing weiss hair as she smiles in glee

The skit showed weiss gracefully ice-skating, she does a few spins and twirls, the camera pans out to show Ruby, Blake and yang stuck in the ice waists down, the ice ring use to be a pool, weiss finished her rotation in the center and gives a curtsy to her imaginary audience.

Yang: soooo, this is the last time we invite her to the pool, right?

Blake and ruby: yyyup.

In response weiss' smile turns mischievous, making a pleased noise to herself while looking at her cross-armed teammates. Then Ruby noticed something

Ruby: hey guys where's y/n?

They looked around until a hand came out of the pool and you came out breathing heavily 

You: weiss, as your lover, do not ever do that again

Weiss: sorry

Then you faint form lack of air

Transition showed you and weiss ball room dancing

The scene showed Blake aiming her weapon, she launched the pistol at yang which she catched then Ruby inspects the whire, then leaps high into the air only to come down and jump up again, they were using blakes gambol shroud as a makeshift jump rope

Ruby: June be nimble, June be quick, June fell over the candlestick

Then June appers with a cast on her leg and arm, she also has a crutch

June: Blake be nimble Blake be quick Blake needs to lurn to PICK UP AFTER HERSELF WHEN SHES DONE READING!

The next scene showed Blake standing there arms crossed with a natural expression as yang walked up to her with her arm behind her back

Yang: blake

She snickers, then she revealed what was behind her back a yarn ball

Yang: I got you something

Blakes face goes dour upon seeing it

Blake: do you expect me to roll around the floor and play with it?

Ruby: awwww, yeeaaahh

Then a red flash came and took the ball and bounced around the room, she eventually goes to the middle of the room, on her back wiggling the yarn among her small limbs

Ruby: this is the BEST!

She curls up with her new toy, shaking with energy, as yang and blake share a perturbed look at echother. You then came in with a scroll, when you look at Ruby shaking, you couldn't help but take a video and make Gif out of it

Transition showed blake doing a twirl and roll, before jumping out of the scene

We see team rwby room, then it gets visited by zwei the corgi, he sniffs around, he sniffs the ground as walks through the open doorway. He looks up and runs with his stubby legs closer to the camera, he sits down on his butt and smells the air again and turns to a lamp, tail waggling  he bounds over to where he's looking at what appers to be nothing, until

Yang offscreen: zwei!

The corgi gives a quick bark of acknowledgement and runs out of the room.... not seeing the cat-eared Blake peeking out behind a slender readoping light. She sighs in relief upon seeing the menace gone, right as the screen goes out