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Girl socks

Mercy Black is seen sitting on a chair with a sockpuppet of y/n on her right hand.

Mercy: (puppet voice) Mercury, have I ever told you you're my favorite Huntress? (normal voice) Do you really mean that, y/n puppet? (puppet voice) Why do I even bother to keep the other bimbos? You're soooo much better than Emerald or cinder and...the red one (normal voice) I know! Emerald's all, "Ooh, I don't know if I'm really evil or just evil-curious, and I don't have any metal appendages at all!"

Unbeknownst to her, Emerald Sustrai stands next to Mercy giving a look of disapproval.

Mercury: (puppet voice) And don't get me started on Roma! (normal voice) Torchwick's a joke. "Ooh la la, I have a fancy hat and I get beat up by little girls."

In a similar fashion to Emerald, Roma, accompanied by Neopolitan, walks up next to her and angrily huffs at Mercy, but Neo calms her down.

Mercy: And Neo? I still can't decide if she's really cute or really creepy. (whispering) Spoiler: I'm leaning towards creepy.

Overhearing Mercy's remark, Neo angrily pulls out a sign saying, "SHE'S DEAD." Cinder herself then walks up next to her and joins them to listen to Mercy, who is still unaware that her cohorts are next to her.

Mercury: (normal voice) and Cinder is all scary and on fire, but is really all girly inside!

At this, Cinder angrily seethes and snorts a little while Mercy does a girly laugh.

Mercy: (puppet voice) oh Mercy, you make me feel like a little boy when meeting there heroes.

And lastly you walk in (with disguise on) hearing what she's saying a little uncomfortable.

Mercy: I know how you feel, y/n puppet. (puppet voice) Can I tell you a secret? Sometimes, I just want us to run away and start a little family together! (normal voice) y/n puppet, I've always known.

Mercy makes a kissy face at the y/n sockpuppet.

You: um, Mercy!

Mercy nervously looks over her shoulder as her boss glares at her, before she uses her powers to set the sockpuppet of you on fire, which disintegrates into ashes.

Mercy: (gasps) y/n puppet!! NOOOOOO!!!

Cinder: If I ever catch you doing something that disturbing again, I will barbecue your creepy butt!

Cinder angrily stomps away while the rest her underlings walk around behind Mercy.

Emerald: The real tragedy is... that's probably the best boyfriend she's ever had.

Roma: Eh, now I almost feel sorry for her...

Neo pulls out a sign saying, "I DON'T", before using it to smack Mercy in the face. As Mercy watches her cohorts walk away. You walk up behind her and pat her head.

You: well it may have been creepy...but it was adorable.

You kiss her cheek before leaving making her watch you a little confused.

She secretly pulls out a second y/n sockpuppet.

Mercy: (puppet voice) Where's my twin brother?

Mercy makes a comically sad expression and hugs the sock puppet.

Team RWBY is in their dorm room all getting ready: Ruby is using an eyelash curler, Weiss puts on lipstick, Blake applies some blush on her face, and Yang brushes her hair. June and Rin pop up behind them.

June: Ooh, why is everyone so fancy?

Weiss: We're all going out dancing.

Yang: We got VIP passes to a hot new nightclub, even Blake is excited!