In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY and you pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: "RWBY CHIBI"!
Immediately after the title is announced Yang slips, sending the Chibi portion of the title flying. Blake Belladonna lands on Yang Xioa Long's head, perching on her hands and feet like a cat. The rose emblem spins in place while a few times before stopping in its original position just in time for Weiss Schnee to land, sitting on top of Ruby Rose, whose eyes have gone white and you still on the R.
Weiss: This is so unprofessional.
Ruby: You're telling me!
Ruby sits, holding Weiss, and Weiss jumps off of Ruby , you jumping of the R and stand next to Ruby as Ozpina walks into screen holding a megaphone.
Ozpina: Cut, cut. Ladies, ladies, man we have a show to do, what is the problem?
Yang: The problem is Blake sitting on my head!
Blake: I wouldn't be if Yang hadn't knocked everything over.
Yang: Pfft.
Ozpina: Alright, everyone calm down. Accidents happen.
Ruby stands up, bending over with her hands together and a look of fear.
Ruby: But, what if it wasn't an accident? What if we're being sabotaged?
Ozpina: You mean like some sort of nefarious plot being perpetrated by someone within our very own ranks?
A boom microphone swings down from off camera, smacking you in the back of the head making your glasses crooked; you were stunned for a moment before shaking her head and arranged your glasses back. The scene zooms out to reveal Mercy Black holding the microphone.
Mercy: oops, sorry y/n
Ruby's expression becomes increasingly paranoid.
Ozpina: Somebody who pretends to be a friend, but is actually trying to destroy everything we've worked so hard to build?
Loud creaking can be heard overhead and Blake pushes Yang out of the way as Ruby draws Crescent Rose.
Blake: Watch out!
The noise stops and a spotlight falls from the sky, crashing to the ground between Blake and Yang. The camera zooms out once again, showing that Emerald Sustrai is sitting on top of the scaffolding supporting the stage lights.
Emerald: Oops. It slipped.
Mercy winks up at Emerald and the camera zooms back in on the original scene.
Ruby: Yes! All of that! All of those things you just said!
Ozpina bursts out laughing, putting the hand holding the megaphone to her chest. Ruby appears mortified and is holding Crescent Rose at her side, with the spike on the end sitting on the ground and the scythe blade facing away from herself.
Ozpina: Ruby, I'd have to be a pretty incompetent leader if I didn't notice something like that happening right under my nose, don't you think?
Ruby: But!
Ozpina gestures to the side with the megaphone.
Ozpina: Now run along, all of you. Why don't you go play in a forest full of deadly Grimm?
Yang: Uh... Okay.
Blake and Yang exit stage right while Weiss exits stage left, you dragging Ruby behind her. Ozpina begins walking to the left.
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home away from home away from home (Rwby chibi harem x male reader)
FanfictionOur weapon summoning y/n was sent parallel world of his but cuter and smaller (I do not own anything the art and the dialogue what I do own is the creativity *wink*)
