Neptuna Vasilias sits in a dark room, her face illuminated by a television screen.
Neptuna: aha! Tremble before Chicdestroyer88, mortals! I am unstoppable!
You and Star Wukong are sitting next to Neptuna on a couch, watching her play video games.
Rin: she really gets into this game.
Star: You have no idea. (Star points at the TV) Uh oh, here comes that guy who always kills you.
Star puts her hands on her hips while looking at Neptuna.
Neptuna: What?! My nemesis! TailFail01! This time I'm ready for him, I've been practicing for weeks!
Neptuna sits up straight, smiling confidently. Star raises one hand inquisitively, smirking.
Star: What's the plan?
Neptuna: Serpentine! (Neptuna stands up on the couch, one leg on the arm) Zig, (she takes her foot off the arm, standing on one foot) then zag, (she shifts to the other foot, crouching with one leg in the air) then zig AGAIN. (She brings her feet together, leaning forward with a cocky grin.) Then hit them from behind!
Neptuna drops back onto the couch in a sitting position, only to drop her controller, wearing a shocked expression. She drops her controller.
Neptuna: No! How does he always beat me? It's like he knows every move I'm gonna make, before I make it.
Neptuna slides off the couch, crying, and sinks into the floor before disappearing. Star reveals a controller which was hidden behind her back, held by her tail. You give Star a confused look.
You: Why do you torment her like that?
Star: It's much more fun than the game itself.
Neptuna: (Still out of view) It's like he's inside my head!
Velvet Scarlatina and Ruby Rose stand in a field. Ruby is holding Crescent Rose in its scythe form, and Velvet is holding her camera.
Velvet: Now say cheese.
Ruby: Cheese!
Velvet takes a picture of Crescent Rose, and the box that holds Anesidora opens up; projecting a blue, holographic version of Crescent Rose. Velvet glances up on it and changes something on her camera, causing the hologram to turn yellow. She repeats the action and it becomes white, then blue with cartoonish eyes and sparkles before becoming an exact copy.
Velvet: Eh, no filter.
Ruby smiles excitedly and gives a thumbs up.
A trail of empty red plates leads up to Nora Valkyrie, who is laying in a chair, unresponsive, eyes white and pupil-less. Neptuna, you and Rin are standing on either side, while Star and Yang Xiao Long stare up over the top.
Neptuna: What's wrong with Nora?
Rin: I'm... Not sure. She's been like this for hours.
Star: Nora, did you eat all of Rin's and or y/n's pancakes again?
Nora points at the plates, barely able to speak.
Nora: Waaafffllleeesss
Rin: Oh no! (Rin steps back in shock, holding her arms out to her sides while you also step back) Those are twice as filling as pancakes!
You: and twice as fatty as pancakes!
Yang: I guess you could say Nora is... Fed up?
Neptuna: I, um, uh, okay. We should probably send for help.
YOU ARE READING
home away from home away from home (Rwby chibi harem x male reader)
FanfictionOur weapon summoning y/n was sent parallel world of his but cuter and smaller (I do not own anything the art and the dialogue what I do own is the creativity *wink*)
