Whistles and the start of the band

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A fragile-looking Velvet Scarlatina is on the ground, looking up at Roma Torchwick. She looms over her, laughing.

Roma: Where do you think you're going, Bunny?

Velvet: Please, I don't want any trouble.

Behind Torchwick stand Neopolitan, Mercy Black and Emerald Sustrai. Torchwick scoffs at Velvet and laughs evilly. A spotlight with Pumpkin Pete silhouetted in it shines on the wall. Offscreen, a falsely deep voice is heard.

June Arc: You've threatened your last bunny, villain.

Roma: (gasping) What? Who said that?

June swings down from the sky, carrying Magnhild while wearing a mask, Ruby Rose's red cape and Ember Celica. The villains take a step back and June lands between them and Velvet. As June give her introduction, a masked Zwei walks in from behind Velvet.

June: (deep voice) It is I, the HuntsMan! And his rogue sidekick, Wonder Zwei.

Zwei barks twice and Neo holds up a sign reading "HOW MYSTERIOUS!".

Mercy: What? HuntsMan? Are you just a Huntsman? Because we already have those and they're basically superheroes.

June knock Mercy into the air with Magnhild.

June: Hammer of Silence!

Mercy does not come back down. Tossing Magnhild aside onto the street, June looks up at her victory, satisfied and striking a hero pose.

Roma: Egads! We're clearly no match for this mysterious new hero and her plucky sidekick.


Emerald: What are you talking about? It's just that goofy June girl who's always falling over stuff.

June: Gauntlets of Shut Up!

June blasts Emerald with Ember Celica and she is knocked offscreen. Neo, Torchwick and Velvet all look on open-mouthed. Emerald can be heard crashing.

Emerald: Ow!

June: Be gone, evildoers. This city is under our protection. Right, Wonder Zwei?

Zwei barks twice.

Roma: (making a noise of frustration) We'll meet again, HuntsMan. And next time, I'll be ready for you! And your stylish outfit.

Neo holds up a sign that reads "CUTE PUPPY!" before both she and Torchwick run off.

Velvet: Thank you for saving me, HuntsMan! But weren't you scared?

June: Ha, ha-ha! The HuntsMan and Wonder Zwei fear no one, simple civilian.

Offscreen, Ruby can suddenly be heard screeching. The spotlight turns off and June's eyes go white.

Ruby: Hey! Who took my cape?!

Yang Xiao Long: I know someone didn't touch my gauntlets...

June's eyes swirl.

Nora Valkyrie: Where. Is. My. Hammer?!

June: Oh, except for them. We fear them. Gotta go, bye!

Sne runs away, Zwei at her heels, leaving both Velvet and Magnhild on the ground.

Velvet: But...


In Team RWBY's dorm room, Zwei is biting a book titled "Slave to the World", worrying it with his teeth while growling. Ruby, Weiss Schnee, you and Yang stand over him glaring.

Yang: Guys, this pup is outta control!

Weiss: Zwei! Bad dog!

Zwei looks up at her, the book still in his mouth, and gives Weiss a cute whimper. She immediately caves.

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