Yang Xiao Long, you, Blake Belladonna, Zwei and Weiss Schnee are all asleep in Team RWBY's dorm room with you on top of Yang who has her arms wrapped around your head. Ruby Rose sneaks up behind the sleeping Weiss to whisper at her.
Ruby: Weiss... are you asleep? Weiiiiss...?
Weiss: (asleep) I love you most of all, cake butler apart from y/n.
Ruby: Listen closely. You want to be Ruby's BFF!
Weiss frowns.
Weiss: (asleep) Oh no. Don't want that.
Ruby: (nodding) Yes, yes, yes, you dooo! You want to hang out and do fun activities with Ruby all day looong!
Weiss: (asleep) I do? That's terrible.
Ruby picks up Weiss' hair and plays with it, drawing out the ponytail and stroking it at she talks.
Ruby: No, it's good. Also, you're going to tell everyone that Ruby is your super bestie better than the restiiiie!
Weiss turns onto her back, her ponytail naturally falling out of Ruby's grasp.
Weiss: (asleep) OK. I guess.
Ruby: Perfect! You're also going to wear... matching outfits.
As Ruby slips away thunder crashes and lightning strikes. Weiss sits upright in bed, startled awake.
Weiss: Oh my gosh, no!
Weiss pops up to look at the apparently-sleeping Ruby in her bed. Unaware that it's just a teddy bear wearing a wig of Ruby's hair.
Weiss: What a strange dream. I must be studying too hard. Better get some rest.
She returns to her bed, yawning as she settles back into sleep.
Weiss: I have a full day of fun activities tomorrow.
From her bunk above Weiss', Ruby's hands grasp the frame and she slowly reveals her face.
Ruby: Sleep little snowflake. It's all going according to plan.
She reveals two white T-shirts with the same flowers and writing on them. One in red, one in blue, both T-shirts read: "Weiss + Ruby = Super Besties". Ruby returns to her bunk.
The next morning, both girls are wearing the T-shirts. Ruby looks super proud while Weiss is slumped over in stunned disbelief. Yang smiles at them both while beside her was Blake, sitting an a chair, reading a book called Howling at the Moon. Ruby grabs Weiss by her hand.
Ruby: Let's go, bestie! I have our whole day planned for us!
Weiss gets pulled along while wearing a forced smile, her feet sliding across the floor.
Weiss: (forced cheer) That sounds super fun, even though I'm screaming on the inside!
Once they're gone, Blake speaks to Yang.
Blake: Should we be worried about this?
Yang: I'm sure it's fine.
Ruby shows up in the doorway and holds her hand out to Yang, crooking her fingers. Jerkily, Yang drops keys and Lien into her sister's hand.
Yang: (forced cheer) Feel free to use my motorcycle, and here's a little spending cash for you!
Ruby disappears with a smug grin. Yang's arm jerks up and down before Yang completely jumps, crouching and shaking it off. After her eyes stop swirling, she turns to Blake, alarmed.
Yang: What just happened?
Blake: I'll tell you what happened. You and Weiss obviously have weak minds and are easily manipulated.
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home away from home away from home (Rwby chibi harem x male reader)
FanfictionOur weapon summoning y/n was sent parallel world of his but cuter and smaller (I do not own anything the art and the dialogue what I do own is the creativity *wink*)
