Mystery bunch "Definitely not copyrighting on this one"

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 We open to June, Rin, Neptuna and you on roller skates, Star is rolling around easily, while June struggles just to stay upright, you were shimming slightly a little nervous and Neptuna is hunched over trying to stay balanced.

Star: It's true what they say, you never forget how to roller skate.

June: Who says that?

Star: You know. Dudes.

You: What dudes?

Star: Dudes who don't fall down.

June loses her balance and starts to fall, so she grabs onto Rin's arm for stability.

Rin: Do you mind?

June: Please don't make me let go; I'm tired of always being the first one to fall down.

Rin: (facepalms) Fine, but no hands below the waist.

She looks to you slightly thinking.

Rin: maybe you.

Neptuna does a muscle man pose and begins to slowly roll off to the right.

Neptuna: Hey, this isn't so bad. I think I can do this!

Star: On your left, girl!

Star skates past Neptuna, causing Neptuna to spin out of control and fall over; she grabs Rin for stability as well you mearly skate side to side slightly getting there.

Rin: Really?

Neptuna: Wow, I feel so safe holding onto you. You're like a rock.

June: Right? I know.

Rin: Okay, That's enough of that.

Rin throws Neptuna and June off of her arms, causing them to fall. She loses her own balance and falls over a moment later. You then skate of screen.

Star: girls, please, you're embarrassing yourselves.

June: How do you make it look so easy?

Star: Uh, duh, my tail helps me balance! It's pretty much the best thing about me; other than my abs. And charm. And natural Beau-keeeeh

You skates past, running over Star's tail before she can finish her sentence. Star's pupils narrow to pinpricks, her tail bent at an odd angle behind her.

Rin: You were saying?

Star: (pained) Just that I'm the best! Haha! Best girl in the whole wide world. Urgh. I'm great! I'm gonna go, uh, cry. Tears of happiness!

Star makes a victory pose, eyes closed and with a pained smile as she slowly rolls off to the left, out of sight. June grunts and wheezes before falling unconscious with spiral eyes. Rin shakes his head in disappointment.


Winter, Martha Oobleck, Ozpina, you and Peter are standing at a desk, looking at a holographic monitor which shows a skull and crossbones. In addition to the skull, the word ERROR flashes in red block text. It opens its mouth and two popups appear: "COMPOST KING. PLAY NOW" and "You can become a JUNIOR DETECTIVE! JUST THREE EASY PAYMENTS!".

Ozpina: I just don't understand what could have given us a computer virus like this.

Penny Polendina walks by the desk carrying a couple of books. She stops and sneezes, after which the skull on the monitor begins to cackle loudly and spew out more popup ads: a poster of the Achieve Men; "REAL CHIBI BEANS" endorsed by Professor Oobleck calling them "MAGNIFICENT!"; "NEO'S NEO ICE CREAM" advertising the new flavor "TORCHWICKY" and assuring that it's not poison; "JARS BY CINDER" showing a couple cremation jars with the logo "STORE YOUR FRIENDS"; "WHACK-A-GRIMM. PLAY NOW!"; "KITTEN KILLER 9000. ORDER NOW!"; "NUTS & DOLTS COMPUTER REPAIR"; "ARMY SURPLUS" endorsed by "SHOPKEEP, INC."; "READ LIKE ROSES BOOK CLUB"; followed by several repeats of the ads. Winter stares at Penny, with a mix of both confusion and concern on her face before looking up at the screen, eyes wide. You sigh and walk to where Penny has gone. Then the sound of a kiss goes through.

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