Asuka looked into the computer screen, a confused look on her face as she clicked on the record button. She stepped back to reveal herself in her plugsuit before dancing about. Swaying her hips left to right as she held her hands above her head. This went on for a few second before the hopes and dreams of all her simps were shattered when a door kicked open and knocked Asuka down. Mari showed to be the culprit, looking at the computer and grabbing it.
The computer buffered a bit and cut back to Mari running out of the apartment complex with Asuka chasing after her. It buffered again with Mari laughing and running down the street as the enraged german redhead ran after. The video cut off to show Mari and Asuka now in NERV base with scientists looking at them in confusion. For some reason, Rei was laying on the ground completely motionless, who Asuka tripped on and landed on her face.
The camera cut off and returned to show Mari laughing at a video of a rotating banana. She somehow got into Gendo's office to watch this one video alone cuz....why not? The door to the office kicked down to show Asuka with glowing eyes, aiming a pistol and firing. The round barely scrapped past Mari's face to blow off her glasses. Mari looked displeased, suddenly turning with an eyebrow raised along with a vine boom sound effect.
The camera glitched, showing a split frame of a tied up Shinji in the corner with a bucket full of lube. Mari and Asuka started to fight for the computer, Asuka being the victor as she jumped out of the window.
The screen buffered again, Toji groaning in annoyance. He heard glass shatter and looked up, being knocked down by Asuka as she got back up and ran off. Toji looked up again before yelling in terror as Mari flipped and prepared to slam her butt on Toji's face.
