"It'd be a problem if it goes extinct before I dissect it."
-Professor Stein
"I dunno, so I'll put it off!"
-Lord Death
"Are you a witch?"
-Professor Stein
"People need fear to survive. We experience it so we can grow stronger."
-Maka Albarn
"I do not deny evil, nor do I believe that any human is completely free of malice. Everything must be in balance. As long as evil and good maintain an equilibrium in this world there is no problem. Perfect balance is the key to everything."
-Death The Kid
"It doesn't matter who they are, I won't forgive anyone who tries to stand out more than me!"
-Black Star
"Having faith in other people? Trusting someone not to hurt you? How idiotic is that?"
-Crona Gorgon
"Oops. Sorry. My finger slipped."
-Death The Kid
"What's the point of worrying about the past? A real star keeps moving forward."
-Black Star
"I'll admit Black Star makes some dumb calls from time to time, but the important thing is I'm here to back him up no matter how big a fool he is. If we're fools we're fools together, that's the kind of team we are."
-Tsubaki Nakatsukasa
"Just look, Patty! Your stance is off again! The two of you aren't in a line!"
-Death The Kid
"I'm garbage! Asymmetrical garbage! I deserve to die!"
-Death The Kid
"We were born as weapons and we loved the power that came with it. Nothing could scare us. We walked around town like we owned the place, taking whatever we wanted whenever we wanted it. No one ever thought to ask what our lives were really like."
-Liz Thompson
"Yeah, it's going to be freaking awesome!"
-Patty Thompson
"Get your ass moving now, damn you."
-Patty Thompson
"Say eight, damn it!"
-Death The Kid
"I'm not very good at talking with girls. They make me nervous."
-Crona Gorgon
"Do you know where the real hell is hiding? It's inside your head."
-Crona Gorgon
"Screw you guys!"
-Ragnarok
"Damn you, little girl! What the hell did you do?! Why am I so little now?!"
-Ragnarok
"Pain in the present can be dealt with. It's imagining future pain that hurts us the most. It terrifies us."
-Asura
"Special attack... COFFEE TABLE FLIP!"
-Lord Death
"What'd you do to me, you ugly cow?!"
-Ragnarok
"Maka, your dad loves you."
-Spirit Albarn
"Ha ha ha ha! Promise me something if you're gonna sue go after Spirit first, okay?"
-Professor Stein
"When I was alive, I was a rather cautious man, thank you very much."
-Sid Barett
"This is fear. That's good then, I had forgotten what it felt like."
-Professor Stein
"How could he do such an awful thing to my beloved Kim? Hiro, you're a dead man!"
-Ox Ford
"I was not the type of man who went sneaking around in women's diaries."
-Sid Barett
"Quit it, will ya?"
-Harvar D.Éclair
"SILENCE! This is number 349 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Meisters should eat everything regardless of personal likes and dislikes. Never say anything as selfish as, 'I don't like carrots' again."
-Excalibur
"Ha ha ha! Please. What a pitiful bunch you are. I've been reborn as a true hero. Ordinary people like you don't stand a chance against me."
-Hiro 'The Brave'
"I'm a witch. It's our job to blaspheme against God."
-Medusa Gorgon
"Hey! Hold on, come back! I'll tell you what! I can lower those 1,000 provisions down to 800, just as long as you take part in the five hour story telling party." -Excalibur
"I had a plan! See, I was planning to try that thing they do in the movies, ya know where they tunnel under the wall using a spoon to steadily dig away at the ground underneath it? I always thought it was a really cool idea when they did that!"
-Free
"I never said I was a witch, did I? You just made that assumption all on your own. I'm really just a cat with a ridiculous amount of magical power."
-Blair
"If I killed a kid, that would give me nightmares."
-Mifune
"I guess I exaggerated a little bit about the time. I'm a man after all, we do show off sometimes."
-Free
Black Star: "Don't you get it yet? Maka may not be a great star like I am, but she's got something amazing alright."
Kid: "Maka's strength... isn't some special ability. It's more.."
Soul: "It's something... that can beat fear."
Together: "It's bravery!"
