"Shut up, you cat obsessed moron!"
-Ciel Phantomhive"My booty shorts and I are a packaged deal, you see."
-Alois Trancy"A Phantomhive butler who can't do this much isn't worth his salts."
-Sebastian Michealis"You see, I am merely one hell of a butler."
-Sebastian Michealis"Yes, my lord."
-Sebastian Michealis"That's my Claude!"
-Alois Trancy"I can't believe that bastard hid cats in his closet!"
-Ciel Phantomhive"I am simply one hell of a deer."
-Sebastian Michealis"I am merely one hell of a good pawn."
-Sebastian Michealis"Sebastian, this is an order!"
-Ciel Phantomhive"Don't use a blowtorch."
-Ciel Phantomhive"Elizabeth!"
-Everyone at some point"Sebas-chan!"
-Grell Sutcliff"No, I won't abandon hate. If I do, nothing would be left of me."
-Ciel Phantomhive"Oh, Bassy!"
-Grell Sutcliff"Am I really impure?"
-Sebastian Michealis"Ah. Cats are lovely."
-Sebastian Michealis"Us women have such sensitive skin, you know!"
-Grell Sutcliff"I don't collaborate with morons, Alois Earl Trancy."
-Ciel Phantomhive"Right now, I am merely one hell of a tutor."
-Sebastian Michealis"So you will get serious with me! Oh, Bassy, you sexy little flirt!"
-Grell Sutcliff"I'm arrogant, but not so much that I'd irresponsibly save someone just to brag about it."
-Ciel Phantomhive"My, my, young master, I'm starting to think you enjoy being kidnapped!"
-Sebastian Michealis"To hate something that you once loved is such a painful feeling."
-Ciel Phantomhive"After all, justice in this world is just a bunch of principles made by those with power to suit themselves."
-Ciel Phantomhive"Pain tends to heal as time passes, but personally, I don't want time to heal my wounds."
-Ciel PhantomhiveA/N: I actually haven't watched Black Butler yet. I know I'm a horrible excuse of a human being. ;-;
Almost all of these quotes were provided by the awesome, @Lizzy_Mc !
(Thank you so much for sending them to me and sorry that it took so long for me to post them.)