Sanders Sides Oneshots and Headcanons!

~Chapter Fourty Three~

AU: None
Type: The Lightsides turned into babies! What kind of hijinks will ensue? Find out!
Ship: Moceit (Janus x Patton) Dukexiety (Remus x Virgil) Logince (Roman x Logan)
Triggers: Minor swearing
Enjoy~
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It was an average day in the Mindpalace. Patton and Logan were talking in the kitchen. Virgil and Roman were arguing in the commons while Janus and Remus watched. No one expected the sudden flash of light that completely blinded all of them for a couple brief seconds.

"What the hell?!" Virgil exclaimed rubbing his eyes to regain his vision now covered with spots from the bright light. "Uh I know I can see some pretty weird things sometimes but like I think Roman just turned into a baby." Remus said staring at the tiny creative side.

"Well this is just wonderful, we totally shouldn't check on Logan and Patton." Janus lied also looking down at Roman who was just looking around confused. "You know for once you're right let's go." Virgil says walking over to the kitchen where Logan and Patton couldn't be seen.

Upon walking into the room the three + baby Roman being held by Janus saw a tiny Patton and Logan sitting on the floor. "Well what now?" Remus looked to Virgil and Janus. "I have no clue, normally we would ask Logan but he's a baby now..." Virgil says trailing off a bit at the end. "Since they can't exactly take care of themselves we won't take care of them until they turn back or we figure out how to turn them back." Janus says handing Roman to Virgil and walking over to the tiny Patton and Logan.

He then picks them up one at a time using his extra arms to help as Virgil says "Ok well how exactly are we going to do that?"

"Well firstly we need to turn their beds into cribs and get high chairs for them as well as baby food." Janus says resisting the urge to lie as to not make the sentence confusing. "Alright well I can summon baby food and cribs so you watch them but so help me if you hurt them I will hurt you, got it?"

Virgil threatens as he reluctantly hands Roman to Janus who struggled holding three children seeing as neither of the sides wanted Remus to hold them.

On the way up the stairs Virgil decides to turn one of the Lights rooms into a nursery so it would be easier to take care of them. He then decided to turn Patton's room into the nursery since he was the least likely to get upset about it.

While Virgil was working on the nursery Janus and Remus were occupied with the baby sides. Well more like Janus was trying to keep Remus and the babies from hurting themselves or in Remus's case the babies.

"Remus you can't give him that he'll cut himself with that." Janus scolded plucking the sharp razor from Roman's hands gently. "That's the whole point." He responded crossing his arms as Janus sighed.

"Alright I've got a nursery set up in Patton's room." Virgil said walking into the kitchen "Alright here don't carry Roman I won't take these two." Janus said picking up Roman and handing him to Virgil. "Okay."

Remus got bored of following Janus and Virgil around so he went to his room to work on new nightmares for Thomas. Meanwhile Virgil and Janus made it into the nursery with the three babies.

The two silently put the babies into the playpen on the ground surrounded by baby toys. Then Virgil climbed into the pen to play with them while Janus sat on the outside to watch. A couple minutes go by of Virgil attempting to play with Roman and Patton while Logan sat off to the side grabbing at Janus through the gaps in the pen.

Eventually Janus got the hint and picked Logan up out of the play pen while Virgil was still stacking blocks for Roman to knock down. "Hi there Logan what's up little guy?" Janus cooed at the tiny Logan in his arms as he giggled and smiled.

Soon the tiny sides got cranky and hungry so Janus and Virgil put them in the high chairs Virgil summoned in. "Alright what should we feed them?" Virgil looked to Janus "Well they seem to be a couple months old so I'd say regular baby food should be fine for them." Janus said careful not to lie.

Virgil simply nodded and summoned some mashed peas. He then put it into three bowls and started to try to feed Roman while Janus fed Logan and Patton. "Agh don't throw the peas Roman!" Virgil softly scolded the tiny Roman who just giggled at the older sides reaction.

"Do you want help?" Janus questioned turning to Virgil who now had a green stain on his shoulder. "No I think I got it." Virgil said quickly scooping more peas onto the spoon he was holding and bringing it to Roman's mouth "Come on, it's good see?" He pretended to eat the spoonful of mashed peas "Yum, want some buddy?"

Roman then finally ate the peas and soon all three were full. Then Janus picked up two towels and handed one to Virgil "Here don't take this and put it on your shoulder." Janus lied putting a towel on his shoulder and picking up Logan.

"Here you don't burp them like this." Janus demonstrated how to pat their backs to make them burp. Soon Logan and Roman burped and so Virgil picked up Patton and burped him. "They seem tired should we put them to bed?" Virgil turned to Janus who nodded and picked up Logan and Roman.

Soon all three of them fell asleep with little to no issue. "Phew, hopefully they turn back soon." Virgil said taking off his stained jacket. "I can't watch them if you want to wash that." Janus lied sitting in the rocking chair Virgil had summoned earlier. "Okay."
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After a little bit Patton started to cry a bit prompting Janus to act fast so the other two didn't start. "There there it's okay." Janus soothed rocking Patton gently. "What's the matter? Hmm?"

Soon he calmed down some and cuddled into Janus falling back asleep. After Patton went into a deep sleep Janus put him back in the crib and headed back to the chair. When Virgil got back he found Janus and the now grown up sides asleep. He chuckled a bit at the sight of the grown men hanging out of tiny cribs and woke them up.
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Sorry it ended kinda weird but 🤷

This is not the best and I don't really like it but at least it's something