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curse of weirdmageddon

A deal had been made 7 years ago. That same deal had been broken just seconds ago. Dipper was lying on the floor, a red mark on his face where Bill had hit him in the face. Bill had not tried, he had intended to go for shooting star, but Dipper had moved in front of her and Bill had still swung his arm and hit Dipper.

"Pinetree?" Bill blacked up in surprise. Bill's eyes weren't their normal yellow cat eye and the normal blue one, no. Under his eyepatch his eye was completely black, something was definitely wrong. But no one knew that yet.

"Dipper!" Mabel yelled, the pines family rushed over to Dipper. "Are you alright?" she asked.

"Ugh... yeah I'm fine" Dipper said. He got up off his feet and turned towards Bill, who was just standing there. "You know what this means don't you?" Dipper looked down at his wrist, seeing the lack of the small triangle that was usually there.

"What do you mean Dipper?" Ford asked, but Dipper ignored him. And began walking towards Bill.

"The deal we made, you broke it" Dipper told him. But Bill just stood there, black faced.

"What deal?" he spoke after a moment. Dipper's jaw dropped, did he seriously forget everything about their deal. All that time they had spent together.

"Dipper, what's going on?" Ford asked, Dipper turned around. Bill didn't move.

"When I was 4 I made a deal with Bill. He wouldn't hurt me ever and would be my friend if I helped him hide for 3 weeks" Dipper told them all. "It worked out, he never hurt me"

"You made a deal with him!" Ford yelled.

"I was 4, I didn't know this was going to happen. And anyway, he never hurt me" he said once again.

"But what about that time he possessed you?" Mabel asked.

"That was from fighting you, so that wasn't him or the deal would have been broken" Dipper answered. Then he formulated a small plan, it wasn't the best one he had made.

"So what are we going to do now?" Stan asked. But Dipper once again ignored him, walking straight up to Bill.

"Do you seriously not remember the deal we made?" Dipper asked,

"The only deal we made was during shooting stars sock opera thing" Bill said confused. "And i would remember if i made a deal with you"

"Yeah, something is definitely wrong," Dipper muttered, no one heard him. Again he advanced towards Bill. As soon as he got close enough he grabbed Bill and pinned him against the wall of the fearamid. Most of the other demons had fled to try and capture the escaped humans. "What have you done with the real Bill!" Dipper yelled, he didn't want to but he slapped Bill. The eyepatch fell off with the force that Dipper had slapped Bill with.

"I don't know what you're talking about, '' Bill said, trying to push Dipper off him. But it didn't work.

"How are you holding him there?" Ford asked. In total shock.

"Bill taught me how to do this, in case something like happened whilst he was with me" Dipper admitted. Suddenly Bill's eyes turned back to normal.

"That's not me pinetree! it's the curse!'' Bill said. And then his eye was back to being black.

"Fucking knew it!" Dipper yelled, as 'Bill' struggled to break out from Dipper's grasb. "Ford, do you have a pen?" he asked, all he needed to do was draw Bill's summoning circle somewhere around Bill and it should deactivate the curse.

"Yeah, here it is," Ford said.

"Alright, you know his summoning circle. Draw it somewhere around him" Dipper said, "and it has to be the best you can"

"Alright?" Ford said, and so he walked next to Dipper and 'Bill'. He drew the summoning circle. "Done, what now"

"Move out of the way," Dipper told them. And then he pushed Bill onto the circle. Bill began screaming, but after a while he stopped. He fell limp in Dipper arms. Dipper picked him up and looked at the rest of the pines. "We need to get out, the fearamid is going to collapse any second now" and so the pines ran all the way out of the fearamid. Eventually they went back to the shack.

"What was that back there?" Ford asked.

"Let's just say, Bill was cursed," Dipper answered. "That's why the summoning circle exists. Not to stop him, but to activate his cursed side and get rid of it"

"What?"

"When you summoned him, you activated his cursed side, which lead to the portal incident" Dipper told Ford. "That was part of the deal we made, I would summon him and he would be fine again. But when Gideon summoned him, it opened up his cursed side for a while. Allowing him to cause weirdmageddon"

"I didn't know that, '' Ford and Mabel said. And suddenly Bill started waking up again.

"Ugh... what happened?" he asked. "Pinetree?" he asked, staring in shock at Dipper.

"Yeah that's me, Bill, '' Dipper said.

"Where are we?" he asked, sitting up. His eyes landed on Ford. "Sixter?!" he yelled in shock. Sitting up and slightly backing away.

"Does that answer your question?"

"Were in gravity falls?" he asked. Clearly not remembering anything about weirdmageddon.

"Yeah, someone summoned you. His names gideon. I didn't have time to resumond you. You basically just caused weirdmageddon a month later" Dipper said.

"I did?" Bill looked scared, which was shocking for Ford. "Fuck"

"It Wasn't your fault, it was your curse '' Dipper answered. "Oh, also the deal we made. It was accidentally broken"

"Well let's just make another" Bill suggested, "i protect you and imma add on to that, ill also protect anyone you're close with. And you can... give me a place to stay for a while?"

"Deal"
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Here, have this shit-bit one. I have no clue what this even is, but yeah. I hope you enjoyed.

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