Marvel Zombies Resurrection: Seeking a Bright Future

Seven- It's Deadpool Time, Bay-Bay!

"Hello, everyone! It's your favorite fourth wall breaker, Merc with a Mouth, and red and black wearing antihero Deadpool!" Wade Wilson cheered, the lower area of his mask left broken as it revealed part of his cancer to the world. It was a scary sight to see, but even he didn't care about any sort of comment. "And you are probably wondering what happened with our normal intermission!"

*BANG*

He shot a bullet to the head of an approaching Respawn, his eyes focused on nowhere in particular. He was just looking forward, not to the Respawns and definitely not to the other survivors that were there with him. He was just staring forward, his whute lenses focused on one job only.

"Well~ I stole the author's keyboard!" Wade cheered, but suddenly stopped when he heard the voices in his head. Voices that had recently stayed quiet as they allowed him to concentrate on surviving this event. "What?! Sue me for wanting to appear in one of his books! The other book he had that I was in got cancelled! And then he forgot about me!" Wade raged over at nothing, swiping his two swords in a spin. The attack killed four incoming Respawns, their grotesque flesh falling on the ground in a sloshing sound. "I even want to appear on the Many Loves of Spider-Man! And he doesn't even have me on the list! He has my-"

"Shut up, you degenerate!' Laura Kinney, also known as X-23, had shouted over to him as she stabbed a couple of Respawns with her adamantium claws. Wade momentaniously looked back, watching carefully just how the woman looked when killing her prey. "Shut up and keep killing these wannabe zombies!"

"Yeah… Yeah. You remove the fun out of everything, Wolverette!" Wade commented, shooting yet another Respawn on the head, one that was almost going to bite the shoulder of Gabrielle Kinney. The three of them had gotten separated from Eric Brook, aka Blade, and Elsa Bloodstone, his beautiful and sexy monster hunter. Wade switched his weapons, picking up his dual machine guns from out of nowhere and doing various rapid fire kills. "Jackpot!"

*CRUNCH*

"Ahhhh!" Wade looked back, watching just how the Respawns had gotten the best of Laura Kinney. They had bitten her on her shoulder and on her hip, but Wade was not worried. He knew that the healing factor of Laura Kinney would not allow her to be infected, though it would not heal any injury that she may suffer. But his eyes widened in rage as he saw the Respawns bisect Laura Kinney, her heart falling to the ground as they killed the daughter of the Wolverine.

"Sister!" Wade could hear the cry of agony coming out of Scout. He gritted his teeth, already planning something crazy before surviving yet another day. He used his teleportation belt, landing right behind Gabrielle Kinney, who was crying deeply.

"I'll fuck you all up, someday! Believe it!" Wade stated, the reference in his words being said on purpose as he used his teleportation belt once more. He and Gabrielle escaped to live another day, but the remains of Laura Kinney were used as a buffet to the Respawns in the area. The day turned somber as the munches of bones and flesh were heard all around the area.