Public Service Announcements of Justice

Snack Time

General Message: Monitor duty is completely necessary and anyone that attempts to get out of it will be forced to deal with Batman, who in response has only said, "Great I need a new victim."

Aquaman: You should also be aware that although goldfish are roughly in the shape of fish they are merely crackers. There was no need to tackle the Flash who clearly had no idea of the discomfort he was causing you, for future reference oyster crackers are also just crackers. You probably should have figured this out when the "fish" melted in water, but we'll chalk it up to trauma.

Flash: Slow down when you talk. The League understand that when you get excited you often speed up, but almost nobody is able to understand you and most of the team doesn't bother to try anymore. People don't ignore you because they don't respect you, they just don't realize what you're trying to say. This might be part of the reason why Aquaman didn't listen to your explanation about snack foods. Batman would like to make it clear that he is ignoring you on purpose because he ignores most people and that he can understand you perfectly.

Batman: Please stop scaring people by convincing them you can read minds by staring at them, nodding to yourself, and saying lowly, "I see" or "That makes sense". People are terrified of you enough without you encouraging them to believe the rumors that form about secret powers. This includes pretending to see the future by setting up traps and telling people to watch out because you foresee danger in their future.

Superman: It's clear that Batman does not want to adopt a 'BatCat' and become a father with you. A 'SuperPuppy' is most likely out of the question as well, he already is a father and certainly doesn't want to share his children with you.

Hawkwoman and Wonder Woman: Stop using dirty language that you found online for fun in random situations. Calling everything a '#shit show' isn't necessary and nobody else is laughing.

Martian Manhunter: Be more aware of how close you are to other league members. You tend to stand or float too close to them and when they try to step back you walk with them keeping yourself within their personal space. Certain members are planning countermeasures that may be less than pleasant, for your sake take two steps back.

Green Arrow: Stop making puns about your arrows, many team members are starting to plan ways to kill you and carve bad puns on your tomb.

Black Canary: Please stop organizing the hit squads you want to send after Green Arrow who keeps making puns involving the arrows.

Captain Marvel: It's completely fine that you don't quite understand Green Arrow's jokes, just ignore him. You don't need to ask Batman for help despite the fact that he oddly agreed to help you.

General Message: Green Arrow was actually caught by one of Black Canary's hit squads and is currently in the Medical Center, it seems nobody has bothered to visit him so will let you know he's fine despite the best attempts of his attackers.

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