Public Service Announcements of Justice

Band Practice

General Announcement: Whoever is writing "Justice League 4 ever" in graffiti on the walls of the Watchtower, please stop. Your dedication to the team is admirable, your art skills are not.

Green Lantern: Stop making constructs that look like animals and sending them running through the watchtower, the staff still gets nervous around powers. Having a green panther stalking through the halls is making them jumpy.

Flash: We understand you eat more than most people, but don't bite food out of people's hands when they are trying to eat. They aren't offering it to you, Martian Manhunter does not want to share his Oreos. Many people are actually complaining that you've bitten them, we're hoping by accident.

Hawkwoman: Yes, you have wonderful wings and yes everyone is positive they are soft, but you can't force people to feel them. The moaning that accompanies the petting also turns people off touching them. Green Lantern seems to enjoy it, but the rest of the league is asking that you keep your wings to yourself.

Wonder Woman: Don't try to learn about human culture through trashy television. Yelling, "You're not the father," at someone who seems upset doesn't generally work in cheering them up especially when it's Hawkwoman who is indeed a woman. Again we have to ask that you stop trying to use slang you randomly find, you don't need to say #blessed with everything. It's pronounced 'hashtag blessed' not 'pound blessed', we have a member of the medical staff whose name is Blessed she has taken to hiding whenever she sees you.

Black Canary: Stop inviting Huntress and Catwoman to practices for your girl group 'Birds of Prey', almost nobody wants them here. However members of the league would like to tell you that the harmonies are spot on.

Catwoman: Nobody cares if Black Canary invites you to the watchtower, you still aren't allowed in. Hitting on Batman and making lewd comments is upsetting league members even if Batman enjoys it. Flash feels left out, Wonder Woman is getting ornery, and Superman is visibly upset in his case we aren't completely sure why.

Huntress: Stop getting into arguments with Catwoman about Batman, the Watchtower isn't the right place for your catfights. We apologize for that pun, but you guys had it coming.

Batman: Encouraging Catwoman when she hits on you is making team members uncomfortable and your new habit of walking away with a flourish of your cape in the middle of conversations isn't much better than disappearing. Although it is admittedly quite dramatic and has impressed a few league members, the majority are annoyed when you give up on caring about what they want to talk about.

Martian Manhunter: We're sorry you don't like the music, but telekinetically breaking the speakers was probably a bit too much. Still it did force everyone to leave which was for the best. A small crowd was beginning to form expecting a performance and the group only has one song which probably isn't appropriate.

Aquaman: There's no specific committee to discuss the salinity of tap water mainly because nobody else wants salt in their tap water. Batman recommends pouring some salt packets in a water bottle and sipping on that next time you mention something so, "asinine" in a meeting. 

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Thanks for reading please feel free to let me know what you think. Sorry for another short one.

I'm taking pieces from different types of media i.e. comics and different cartoons for the characters, I'm using the version of Huntress from Batman: The Brave and the Bold. Huntress, Catwoman, and Black Canary do sing together (I stumbled across a youtube video). She has a crush on Batman so I'm willing to assume she isn't related to the Dark Knight in that continuity and they aren't related here either.