Public Service Announcements of Justice

Children's Charity

General Message: There is a major function coming up where the Justice League is going to have a fun day with some children for a benefit. It's going to be filmed and shown worldwide, it's for a 'protect our children' charity funded by the Wayne Corporation. Please be on your best behavior and all of the founders are expected to attend, anyone else is welcome to come provided you mind your manners.

Aquaman: Your attempt to force children to adopt fish was not a hit. Kids don't want brown sea slugs or poisonous puffer fish and how exactly did you expect them to take care of squids? Next time bring something smaller and cuter if they ever let you come back after the debacle of you trying to teach babies how to swim with sharks.

Wonder Woman: You can't make a girls only section and teach them about a society where men don't exist. We saw some arguments between boys and the girls you 'mentored' by telling them they can use deadly force whenever they deem it necessary. Especially when you had a stall labelled, "Free weaponry."

Hawkwoman: Just because you went through a period of molting doesn't mean you can make "feather pillows" and try to sell them to unsuspecting people who didn't quite get the message when you told them you "put a piece of yourself into each one." Any proceeds will immediately be going to the charity so at least some good will come from this.

Superman: Things were going very well and we're glad that you tried to impart good morals on the children, but you don't need to be so hurt when a teenager jokes about you to his friend. Batman had to come over just to stop you from getting upset and possibly breaking something. We noticed he had a quick talk with the teen who looked very pale when Batman walked away.

Green Lantern: Your puppet show was going well until you lost focus for just a moment and the puppet constructs went wild destroying the puppet stage and scaring the toddlers and babies watching.

Constantine: If you plan on doing magic tricks for children you should stick to card tricks, you can't bring a tent and stick make a door that has "Rated M for Mature" on the front of it. Kids kept wandering and had to get dragged out. We aren't sure what they saw, but thankfully different league members worked together to wipe their memories.

Martian Manhunter: Showing up in disguise so you don't have to interact with anyone doesn't count as true attendance, but it's still better than causing problems and considering your track record with human interaction we won't reprimand you too harshly.

Flash: There aren't really any major complaints, you actually managed to keep from doing anything completely overboard and got along with the kids. Batman said it was because your intellect was on their level, but he grudgingly admitted you were reliable in this event. However we would like to point out that you got overexcited from the compliment and vibrated through a wall.

Batman: Although you were a bit late, arriving only after Bruce Wayne had left, everyone was impressed with how well you did dealing with the kids, you were actually the hero that was most visited and rated highest. The adults in particular enjoyed the knife throwing show when you strapped Aquaman to the target board, mainly because he endangered their children. They were slightly disappointed that you didn't 'accidentally' injure him, but his fear was enough to sate their appetite for revenge. The soft smile you sent the children before leaving was tugging at the heartstrings of your fellow league members who for just a moment thought you were in a good mood. That quickly disappeared when you fixed your glare on them for almost ruining the day, we won't repeat the threats you gave most of them, they're too disturbing.

General Message: The League's participation in worldwide children's day charity celebration was a barely a success. Thankfully Batman spoke the language of almost every ambassador, child, and parent there and was able to convince them the league's failures were just jokes and nobody was in any true danger. They accepted his excuse and said Batman, Flash, and Superman were welcome to come back next year as long as the rest of the league stayed as far away as possible. Still you'll need to save the world a few times before this totally blows over.

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