Zelda (And Linked Universe) randomness

Malon

Twilight has started a chat. 
Twilight has added 9 people to the Chat. 

Wind: Hi Ms. Malon😁

Malon: Hello Sailor

Twilight: Hello everyone!

Time: Hello traitor

Malon: What did he do this time?

Time: I'd rather not say.

Malon: I wasn't talking to you

Twilight: We may have called him Boomer......

Warriors: And he may have tried to murder Twilight

Twilight: So I may have pushed him off a cliff.

Wind: And now he's mad at us

Malon: HOW DARE YOU TRY TO HURT THEM!

Time: First of all, I wasn't actually going to hurt him. And second of all, the only reason that I even raised my sword is because Wind put a sword to my throat.

Wind:..... I do stupid things when I'm drunk

Time: You're 14, YOU'RE NOT ALOUD TO DRINK

Wind: I'm 15 so 🤬 you

Warriors: ...... Damn.... Who's idea was it to give him alcohol?

Everyone (Besides Malon): Yours

Warriors: Oh yeah.....

Malon: Alright then, Wind, Twilight, apologize.

Twilight: WHAT?

Wind: But he....

Malon: Now, before I lose my temper.

Wind and Twilight: Yes ma'am. 

Wind: I'm really sorry for trying to kill you Time....

Time: It's fine kid, just don't drink again.

Wind: Can't promise that

Twilight: And I'm sorry for actually killing you

Time: WHAT?

Wild: Your heart stopped, we had to use like.... a billion fairies to revive you. 

Time: Fine, I forgive you. But I swear if you ever kill me again.....

Malon: I absolutely love this family. 

Everyone: ......

Wind: Wait a minute.....

Warriors: Does that mean that you two (Time and Twilight) are related?

Malon: Oops... was I not supposed to tell them???

Twilight and Time: NO

Malon: Well, now they know 

Wind: That's so cool!

Warriors: Why didn't you tell us?

Time, Twilight, and Malon have left the group chat

Wild: I can't beleive you guys really didn't figure it out before now

Wild has ended the chat